CF and Bits of Akward humor

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LOL

I wrote this out for another list but after Meranda's letter and my hubby's

wacked out night and my many pain pills...LOL...I thought I'd share my pill

induced humor (yes these are prescribed)

I've had a nurse tell me to STOP coughing b/c I was grossing out and scaring

the patients in radiology..Well sorry for being in respirtaory failure...LOL

One of these days my frined and I have desided that we (both of us have CF)

are gonna start coughing and then joyously exclaim our delight about the fact

that we are almost done with our active TB infections but the docs say that we

shouldn't be contagious much longer...LOL....We don't have TB.

Ive taken way to much pain meds and phenergan tonight. Almost anything seems

funny....I wont go into detail about what my friend and I talked about before

she had to go...something about male dogs having U shaped genital bones that

allow bladder stones to get stuck...LOL...

I still think the worst is when your in a room full of people sitting at your

desk taking a test then start an explosive coughing fit and not only does the

air explode out of your mouth and make you go purple but your back side

explodes and the wooden seat your sitting in literally vibrates. Nothing echo's

like wood ! ! !

Im famous for doing this in the hospital when some muscular Therapy guy has

my butt up in the air beating my lower lobes in TrendIenberg (tilted

downward).Nothing like saying hello by expelling gas in someones face....

They try so hard to get me to cough during vibration at times but Im sitting

there squeazing my cheeks together with my super glut muscles. I mean if Im

not wanting to cough there is a reason ! ! ! IV's are killer on the GI tract ! !

!

In 5th grade the boys thought I was the coolest thing out there....but the

smell made my poor desk mate throw up.

AWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww the joys of CF.

No, Im not really this weird or then again...I guess I am...LOL...

I prefer to laugh then cry....even at my own expense...my doc is quite

impressed at my impression of Darth Vador on Thursday...=)

She'd give me an award now...LOL

Becki

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