Don't let them get you down!!! Joke

[Guest guest]

Thought you all would get a kick out of this one!

Lots of love

Glenda

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best

to rain on your parade. So remember this the next time someone who knows

nothing and cares less makes your life miserable.....

A New York woman was at her hairdresser's on Park Avenue getting her hair

styled prior to a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned

the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, " Rome? " why would anyone want to

go there? It's crowded dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to

Rome.

So, how are you getting there? "

" We're taking Continental, " was the reply. " We got a great rate! "

" Continental? " exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline.

Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always

late. "

" So, where are you staying in Rome? "

" We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's left bank called

Teste... " " Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its

gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst

hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're

overpriced. "

" So, whatcha doing when you get there? "

" We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope. "

" That's rich, " laughed the hairdresser. " You and a million other people

trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this

lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it. "

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked

her about her trip to Rome.

" It was wonderful, " explained the woman, " not only were we on time in one of

Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up

to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome

28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. "

" And the hotel - it was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling

job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were

overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra

charge! "

" Well, " muttered the hairdresser, " that's all well and good, but I know

you didn't get to see the Pope. "

" Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss

Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet

some of the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room

and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. " " Sure enough, five minutes

later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and

he spoke a few words to me. "

" Oh, really...What'd he say? "

He said, " My Poor Child, Where'd you get the crappy hairdo? "