Guest guest Posted May 28, 2002 Report Share Posted May 28, 2002 TIPS FOR MAKING THE TRANSITION FROM ONLINE TO REAL LIFE 1. Wear Pants - Countless attempts to better oneself have been cut tragically short by leaving the house without proper attire. 2. Use Your Real Name - Sorry, but nobody will be impressed if you go by the name " 2HOT4U " , " Monarch " or " SATAN666 " . Names like " Steve " or " Greg " are just fine. 3. The Telephone is Your Friend - Hear that ringing sound? Pick up the phone. Now speak into it. 4. If Your Car Crashes, You Cannot Simply Reboot It 5. Do Not Be Surprised That Nobody Looks Like Gillian 6. Do Not Flame People - Comparing everyone you disagree with to unclean primates will not win you friends. In fact, you may get into a physical fight. If so, the next tip may be of help. 7. That Red Stuff is Called Blood - Not to be confused with ketchup, blood is what keeps you alive. If you are leaking, the real world offers human tech-support in the form of doctors and hospitals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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