You Know You're Fat When . . . (the list so far)

[Guest guest]

Here is the " You know you're fat when " list so far:

You know you're fat when your BMI is over 40 and your waist is bigger

than your BMI.

You know you're fat when you wear a lovely blouse, with a

strand of pearls and a lawn chair on your butt

You know you're fat when it doesn't matter which way you

turn, you know you're not fitting down that aisle!

You know you're fat when you have to ask for an extension

to your seat belt on the plane.

You know you're fat when you go to your son's little league

game, he hits his first home run, and you jump up screaming --

wearing your lawn chair stuck to your butt!

You know you're fat when someone tells you to haul butt and

you have to make 3 trips.

You know you're fat when your stomach goes thru the door

before the rest of you does.

You know you're fat when people ask when the baby is due

and you're not pregnant.

You know you're fat (or really pregnant) when the only thing

you can hold in your lap is your belly.

You know you're fat when you can't fit into your maternity

clothes (and you're not pregnant!)

You know you're fat when every time you put on your corduroy

pants your husband runs for the fire extinguisher!

You know you're fat when people use you for shade.

You know you're fat, when you can use the " Expectant Moms

Only " parking space and get away with it

You know you're fat when you look down and your stomach sticks

out further than your bustline.

You are almost as big around as you are tall.

You know you're fat when you have to hold the shopping cart

down to keep it from getting away from you, after hanging on

it to ease your back pain.

You know you're fat when everyone on the weight loss

surgery email group is bemoaning their 40-something inch

waistline and your's is 50-1/2.

Any more???

Surely there are more!

Kind regards,

[Guest guest]

Ok ok ok.. I have one.. I went shopping for a few shirts the other

day and realized, " You know you are fat when you can't even fit in

the plus size one size fits all! "

In my thoughts and prayers,

Terri

>

> Here is the " You know you're fat when " list so far:

>

> You know you're fat when your BMI is over 40 and your waist is

bigger

> than your BMI.

>

> You know you're fat when you wear a lovely blouse, with a

> strand of pearls and a lawn chair on your butt

>

> You know you're fat when it doesn't matter which way you

> turn, you know you're not fitting down that aisle!

>

> You know you're fat when you have to ask for an extension

> to your seat belt on the plane.

>

> You know you're fat when you go to your son's little league

> game, he hits his first home run, and you jump up screaming --

> wearing your lawn chair stuck to your butt!

>

> You know you're fat when someone tells you to haul butt and

> you have to make 3 trips.

>

> You know you're fat when your stomach goes thru the door

> before the rest of you does.

>

> You know you're fat when people ask when the baby is due

> and you're not pregnant.

>

> You know you're fat (or really pregnant) when the only thing

> you can hold in your lap is your belly.

>

> You know you're fat when you can't fit into your maternity

> clothes (and you're not pregnant!)

>

> You know you're fat when every time you put on your corduroy

> pants your husband runs for the fire extinguisher!

>

> You know you're fat when people use you for shade.

>

> You know you're fat, when you can use the " Expectant Moms

> Only " parking space and get away with it

>

> You know you're fat when you look down and your stomach sticks

> out further than your bustline.

>

> You are almost as big around as you are tall.

>

> You know you're fat when you have to hold the shopping cart

> down to keep it from getting away from you, after hanging on

> it to ease your back pain.

>

> You know you're fat when everyone on the weight loss

> surgery email group is bemoaning their 40-something inch

> waistline and your's is 50-1/2.

>

> Any more???

>

> Surely there are more!

>

> Kind regards,

>

>

[Guest guest]

You know you are fat when putting on your sneakers is an aerobic

excerise.

>

> Here is the " You know you're fat when " list so far:

>

> You know you're fat when your BMI is over 40 and your waist is

bigger

> than your BMI.

>

> You know you're fat when you wear a lovely blouse, with a

> strand of pearls and a lawn chair on your butt

>

> You know you're fat when it doesn't matter which way you

> turn, you know you're not fitting down that aisle!

>

> You know you're fat when you have to ask for an extension

> to your seat belt on the plane.

>

> You know you're fat when you go to your son's little league

> game, he hits his first home run, and you jump up screaming --

> wearing your lawn chair stuck to your butt!

>

> You know you're fat when someone tells you to haul butt and

> you have to make 3 trips.

>

> You know you're fat when your stomach goes thru the door

> before the rest of you does.

>

> You know you're fat when people ask when the baby is due

> and you're not pregnant.

>

> You know you're fat (or really pregnant) when the only thing

> you can hold in your lap is your belly.

>

> You know you're fat when you can't fit into your maternity

> clothes (and you're not pregnant!)

>

> You know you're fat when every time you put on your corduroy

> pants your husband runs for the fire extinguisher!

>

> You know you're fat when people use you for shade.

>

> You know you're fat, when you can use the " Expectant Moms

> Only " parking space and get away with it

>

> You know you're fat when you look down and your stomach sticks

> out further than your bustline.

>

> You are almost as big around as you are tall.

>

> You know you're fat when you have to hold the shopping cart

> down to keep it from getting away from you, after hanging on

> it to ease your back pain.

>

> You know you're fat when everyone on the weight loss

> surgery email group is bemoaning their 40-something inch

> waistline and your's is 50-1/2.

>

> Any more???

>

> Surely there are more!

>

> Kind regards,

>

>