Guest guest Posted April 23, 2002 Report Share Posted April 23, 2002 Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their> > > contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8> > > participants each.> > >> > > Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step,> > > with slide presentation.> > >> > >> > > Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the> > > holders? Roundtable discussion.> > >> > > Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of> > > lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and> > > nearby bathtub? Group practice.> > >> > > Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper> > > and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.> > >> > >> > > Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they> > > levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.> > >> > > Topic 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your> > > significant other. Helpline support and support groups.> > >> > >> > > Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking> > > in the right place instead of turning the house upside down> > > while screaming. Open forum.> > >> > > Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful> > > to your health. Graphics and audio tape.> > >> > >> > > Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life> > > testimonials.> > >> > > Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as> > > she parallel parks? Driving simulation.> > >> > >> > > Topic 11 - Learning to live: Basic differences between your> > > mother and your wife. Online class and role playing.> > >> > > Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion.> > > Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.> > >> > >> > > Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering> > > birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling> > > when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy> > > sessions and full lobotomies offered.> > >> > >> > > **Upon completion of the course diplomas will be issued to> > > the survivors.**> > >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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