She was sooooooooooooooo blond

[Guest guest]

She thought a quarterback was a refund. General Motors was in the Army. Boys II Men was a day-care center. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Sent a fax with a stamp on it. She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. Under "education" on her job application, she put"Hooked On Phonics" At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here" she wrote "Sagittarius" She spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice can because it said "Concentrate". She told someone to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK" And she tried to put M & M's in alphabetical order.She studied for a blood test. And thought she needed a token to get on"Soul Train" When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice. When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left" She turned around and went home. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. She thought Taco Bell was Mexico's phone company. She thought she could only use her AM radio in the morning. She had a shirt that said"TGIF"; which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front"