Guest guest Posted May 22, 2002 Report Share Posted May 22, 2002 >>Subject: SIPPING VODKA>>>>>>A great Catholic friend sent me the following so I feel that I may not be>>hurting too many feelings by forwarding this little story. But with all>>the problems going on in the Catholic church it is essential that we not>>forget the real mission of the Catholic church which has been and is doing>>much good in the world. Chuck U>>>>SIPPING VODKA A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could>>hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.>>>>The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the>>pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get>>nervous, I take a sip.">>>>So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the>>sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.>>>>Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on>>the door:>>>>1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.>>>>2. There are 10 commandments,! not 12.>>>>3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.>>>>4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.>>>>5. wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.>>>>6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.>>>>7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior>>and the Spook.>>>>8. slew Goliath, he did not kick the s__ out of him.>>>>9. When was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say>>he was stoned off his ass.>>>>10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T.">>>>11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and>>eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me">>>>12. The Virgin is not called " the Cherry">>>>13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for>>the grub, yeah God.>>>>14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. 's, not>>a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.>>>>>>>>>>>>Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download :>>http://explorer.msn.com>>>_________________________________________________________________Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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