Guest guest Posted August 22, 2002 Report Share Posted August 22, 2002 Enjoy! Love, Judy Baseball & Nuts>>> >> > A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to abaseball> > game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond tohis> > commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be> > going well.> > As the National Anthem started......the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" and> > the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem.....heyelled,> > "Down Nuts".> > And they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was> > hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts".> > They all broke out into applause and cheered.> > When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star> > of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!!" and they all> started> > booing and cat calling. Thinking things were going very well, thedoctor> > decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant incharge.> > When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding hisassistant,> > the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistantreplied,> > "Well,everything was going just fine till a vendor passed by andyelled,> > "PEANUTS!!!">>>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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