Fw: No Rooms Left

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>From: GCFL > > >By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every >hotel room was taken. " You've got to have a room >somewhere, " he pleaded. " Or just a bed, I don't care >where. " > > " Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air >Force guy, " admitted the manager, " and he might be glad to >split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so >loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained. I'm >not sure it'd be worth it to you. " > > " No problem, " the tired Marine assured him. " I'll take >it. " > >The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast >bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. " How'd you sleep? " asked the >manager. > > " Never better. " The manager was impressed. " No problem >with the other guy snoring, then? " " Nope, I shut him up in >no time, " said the Marine. > > " How'd you manage that? " asked the manager. > > " He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the >room, " the Marine explained. " I went over, gave him a kiss >on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up >all night watching me. " > >Received from Barbara Hickman. > >-=+=- > >Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! >The Good, Clean Funnies List: Good, clean funnies five times a week, >FOR F R E E! ... AND NO ADS IN THE MAILINGS! > >A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Prov 17:22a) > >The latest GCFL funny can always be found on the web at >http://www.gcfl.net/archive/latest.html > >To email this funny to a friend, go to >http://www.gcfl.net/archive/emailit.php3?funny=20020506 > >For subscription and other information, go to our web page at >http://www.gcfl.net, or send email to gcfl-info@.... > >Mailing address: GCFL, Box 100, Harvest, AL 35749 > >You are subscribed as wonbyone93@... >