WHY DO MEN LIKE SMART WOMEN?

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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL That was great Betty. I'm printing it off to give my

husband!!!! LOl LOL

Cathy Morrow in Lenoir, NC

BMI 42

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

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In a message dated 09/20/2000 4:14:30 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

CMo6331945@... writes:

<< LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL That was great Betty. I'm printing it off to give my

husband!!!! LOl LOL

Cathy Morrow in Lenoir, NC

BMI 42

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

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In a message dated 9/20/2000 4:45:59 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

MCypher31@... writes:

<< Cathy,

Now you know better than that!! That was from me :0) xoxoxo

Margie

>>

Was it? I'm sorry Margie, in my email it says its to the group from Betty at

her email address. It was funny, I can't wait for my DH to see it, I like to

" get his goat " with stuff like that.

Cathy Morrow in Lenoir, NC

BMI 42

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

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In a message dated 9/20/2000 6:29:35 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

bettyjohn@... writes:

<< Cathy, it was from me. Betty in forest City >>

OK, I wondered if I was losing my mind! LOL LOL Are you getting more and more

excited about next week? You know other post was like deja vu. I have an

appointment with an oral surgeon on Oct. 3rd to see if I have TMJ, I have

suffered for a lot of years with pain in my face, teeth in front and behind

my ear and no one can seem to tell me what it is, I've been to 3 or 4

different doctors so now I'm going to try Dr. Brown (he helped a cousin of

mine with TMJ) I have to find out something, i take Aleve now like they are

candy just trying to ward off some of the worst pain and since we can't take

it after the surgery I've got to find out what's going on and what i can take

for it in the future. Sorry to have been so long, it just kinda shocked me to

read that you had TMJ. If that's what I have I feel for you, it's horrible, I

wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I hope you found something to help with

the pain.

Cathy Morrow in Lenoir, NC

BMI 42

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

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>

WHY DO MEN LIKE SMART WOMEN?

1. Why do men like smart women?

......Opposites attract.

2. How do men define a " 50/50 " relationship?

.......We cook -- they eat; we clean -- they dirty;

we iron -- they wrinkle.

3. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

.......Make him wear shoes.

4. What did God say after creating man?

.......I can do so much better.

5. What's the smartest thing a man can say?

....... " My wife says... "

6. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

.......So men can understand them.

7. Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?

.......To stop the snoring before it starts.

8. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

.......Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

9. Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

.......Because none of them will stop to ask for directions.

10. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than

for Women?.......

When it's time to go back to his childhood,

he's already there.

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Cathy, it was from me. Betty in forest City

Re: WHY DO MEN LIKE SMART WOMEN?

>In a message dated 9/20/2000 4:45:59 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

>MCypher31@... writes:

>

><< Cathy,

> Now you know better than that!! That was from me :0) xoxoxo

>Margie

> >>

>

>Was it? I'm sorry Margie, in my email it says its to the group from Betty

at

>her email address. It was funny, I can't wait for my DH to see it, I like

to

> " get his goat " with stuff like that.

>

> Cathy Morrow in Lenoir, NC

> BMI 42

>A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

>

>