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You'll like this one! Love, Judy Cake or Bed?WHICH WOULD U CHOOSE? CAKE OR BED?????A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFEINTERRUPTS,HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FORWEEKS NOW.HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKEIHAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSERIGHT.TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVEWESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS, HE SAYS. DOES ITLOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.I'VEHAD ENOUGH OF YOU.I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TOFEELGUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELPOUT.AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HEENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET ABEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICEYOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALLTHEREPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE ACAKE.HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?SHE REPLIED,HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?I DON'T THINK SO!*****NOW SEND THIS TO 5 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES AND YOU WILL GET ASURPRISE. _____ Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download :http://explorer.msn.com <http://explorer.msn.com>