Re: Well Meaning Husband

[Guest guest]

, this is so cute and reminds me of how my

husband would have handled things years age! Love,

squeek

--- RCColloran@... wrote:

>

> (Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the

> flu by a

> well meaning husband who has inherited the house and

> kids.)

>

> Monday A.M. Dearest: Sleep late. Everything under

> control.

> Lunches packed. Kids off to school. Menu for

> dinner planned.

> Your lunch is on a tray in refrigerator: fruit cup,

> finger-

> sandwiches. Thermos of hot tea by bedside. See you

> around six.

>

> Tuesday A.M. Honey: Sorry about the egg rack in the

> frig.

> Hope you got back to sleep. Did the kids tell you

> about the

> Coke I put in the Thermoses? The school might call

> you about

> this. Dinner may be a little late. I'm doing your

> door-to-

> door canvas for liver research. Your lunch is in

> refrigerator.

> Hope you like leftover chili.

>

> Wednesday A.M. Dear Doris: Why in the name of all

> that is

> sane would you put soap powder in the flour

> canister! If

> you have time, could you please come up with a

> likely spot

> for Chris's missing shoes? We've checked the

> clothes hamper,

> garage, back seat of the car and wood box. Did you

> know the

> school has a ruling on bedroom slippers? There's

> some cold

> pizza for you on a napkin in the oven drawer. Will

> be late

> tonight. Driving eight Girl Scouts to tour

> meatpacking house.

>

> Thursday A.M. Doris: Don't panic over water in

> hallway. It

> crested last night at 9 P.M. Will finish laundry

> tonight.

> Please pencil in answers to following:

>

> 1. How do you turn on the garbage disposal?

> 2. How do you turn off the milkman?

> 3. Why would that rotten kid leave his shoes in his

> boots?

> 4. How do you remove a Confederate flag inked on

> the palm

> of a small boy's hand?

> 5. What do you do with leftovers when they begin to

> snap at

> you when you open the door?

>

> I don't know what you're having for lunch! Surprise

> me!

>

> Friday A.M. Hey: Don't drink from pitcher by the

> sink. Am

> trying to restore pink dress shirt to original

> white. Take

> heart. Tonight, the ironing will be folded, the

> house

> cleaned and the dinner on time. I called your

> mother. have

> a great day.

>

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