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In a message dated 6/25/02 2:27:58 PM Pacific Daylight Time,

torpartyof5@... writes:

<< SENILITY PRAYER

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked

anyway,

the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight

to tell

the difference. Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow

up), here's

what I've discovered:

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling

apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

5. If all is not lost, where is it?

6. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

7. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when

you're

in the bathroom.

8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them

on my knees.

9. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

10. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the

hereafter.

I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm

here after.

---Now I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe

10,

Oh shoot! Send it to a bunch of your friends if you can

remember

who they are. Then something is supposed to happen I think.

Maybe

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