Top Ten Little-Known Facts About the MGB

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#10. Fabio was one of Dr. R.'s first patients.

#9. 9 out of 10 MGB patients is a member of MENSA.

#8. Roseanne Barr was turned down as a candidate for the MGB because she

" couldn't follow directions " .

#7. Dr. R. is on the board of directors of the Citrucel Corporation.

#6. Cher was turned down for the MGB because of " too much scar tissue from

previous surgeries. "

#5. Hibiclens was originally developed as an aphrodisiac.

#4. Dr. R. plants a microchip device inside during surgery that allows

him to

monitor your food intake, 24/7.

{feel free to contribute any other little-known MGB facts.}

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Top Ten Little-Known Facts About the MGB

> #10. Fabio was one of Dr. R.'s first patients.

>

> #9. 9 out of 10 MGB patients is a member of MENSA.

>

> #8. Roseanne Barr was turned down as a candidate for the MGB because

she

> " couldn't follow directions " .

>

> #7. Dr. R. is on the board of directors of the Citrucel Corporation.

>

> #6. Cher was turned down for the MGB because of " too much scar tissue

from

> previous surgeries. "

>

> #5. Hibiclens was originally developed as an aphrodisiac.

>

> #4. Dr. R. plants a microchip device inside during surgery that allows

> him to

> monitor your food intake, 24/7.

>

>

> {feel free to contribute any other little-known MGB facts.}

>

>

>

>

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