Fw: Watch out for those cemetaries!!!

June 5, 2002

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> > Two women go out one evening without their husbands.

> > As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk,

> > they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to

> > stop was a cemetery.

> > Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there

> > anyway.

> >

> > The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took

off

> > her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them. The

second

> > not finding anything either, thought " I'm not getting rid of my

> > panties... " so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.

> >

> > The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the

> > phone, and one says to the other: " We have to be on the lookout, it

seems

> > that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without

> > her panties... " .

> > The other one responded: " You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck

> > to her ass that read, " We will never forget you " .

> >

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