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>> Al and Joe are bungee-jumping one day. Al says to Joe, " You know, we

could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in

Mexico. "

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> Joe thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy

everything

>> they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

>

> They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are

> constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more

people gather to watch them at work.

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>> When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be

a

>> good idea to give a demonstration. So Al jumps. He bounces at the end of

>the cord, but when he comes back up Joe notices that he has a few cuts and

>> scratches. Unfortunately, Joe isn't able to catch him, and he falls

again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and

bleeding.

>> Again Joe misses him. Al falls again and bounces back up. This time he

>comes back pretty messed up-he's got a couple of broken bones and is

almost

>> unconscious. Luckily, Joe finally catches him this time and says, " What

>> happened? Was the cord too long? "

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>> Barely able to speak, Al gasps, " No, the bungee cord was fine. It was

the

>> crowd. What the hell is a piñata?

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