Guest guest Posted May 2, 2002 Report Share Posted May 2, 2002 > > >> Al and Joe are bungee-jumping one day. Al says to Joe, " You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico. " > > Joe thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything >> they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. > > They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are > constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. >> >> When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a >> good idea to give a demonstration. So Al jumps. He bounces at the end of >the cord, but when he comes back up Joe notices that he has a few cuts and >> scratches. Unfortunately, Joe isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. >> Again Joe misses him. Al falls again and bounces back up. This time he >comes back pretty messed up-he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost >> unconscious. Luckily, Joe finally catches him this time and says, " What >> happened? Was the cord too long? " >> > >> Barely able to speak, Al gasps, " No, the bungee cord was fine. It was the >> crowd. What the hell is a piñata? >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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