Guest guest Posted June 25, 2002 Report Share Posted June 25, 2002 With apologies to the blondes! Too funny to pass up! Love, Judy FW: Fw: Another Blonde>>A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no >lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and thehorse >immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady andrhythmic >pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, shegrabs >for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to >throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side ofthe >horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of itsslipping >rider.>>Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap awayfrom >the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes >entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horses' >pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.As >her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from >unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby the Wal-Mart greeter,sees >her and unplugs the horse.>_________________________________________________________________MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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