Fwd: (RP) From Sally =Wed. 08/21/02

[Guest guest]

Whoever thought up the word 'mammogram'? Every time I hear it, I think

I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.

Jan King Hormones from Hell

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A family from rural Oklahoma took a vacation and along the way,

stopped at a hotel for the

first time. As they settled in their room, they noticed two large

silver elevator doors at the end

of the hall.

" Daddy, what are those? " the farm boy asked, pointing to the doors.

" Darned if I know, " the father answered.

Just then, a bent-over, elderly woman pushed a button and the door

came open and the

woman entered. The numbers above the door went up 2-3-4 and then came

down again. The

doors flew open and out stepped a gorgeous, shapely blonde.

The farmer grabbed his son and pushed him along toward the room. " Go

get your ma, son, "

he said, excited. " I want to run her through this thing one time

before we leave. "

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Joke of the Day

Saturday August 3, 2002

During his wedding rehearsal, the groom approached his

pastor with an unusual offer. " I'll give you $100 if you'll

change the wedding vows, and leave out the 'love, honor,

obey, and forsake all others' part. " He pressed a $100 bill

in the pastor's hand and walked away with a satisfied

smile.

On the day of the wedding, the groom was feeling pretty

pleased when the pastor got to the part where the vows are

exchanged.

The pastor looked him in the eye and asked, " Will you

promise to bow before her, obey whatever command she gives,

fulfill her every wish, serve her breakfast each morning,

and swear before God that you'll not look at another woman

as long as you both shall life? "

The groom gulped and looked astonished, but he finally said

" Yes " in a tiny voice. He then leaned in toward the pastor

and whispered, " I thought we had a deal! "

The pastor pressed the $100 bill back into his hand and

whispered in return, " She made me a much better offer. "

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Do you ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet

soup?