Guest guest Posted June 17, 2002 Report Share Posted June 17, 2002 A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypasssurgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care ofnuns at a Catholic hospital.As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he wasgoing to pay for services. He was asked if he had health insurance. Hereplied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money inthe bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly. "Nuns are notspinsters! Nuns are married to God," The patient replies, "That'sright! Send the bill to my brother-in-law." Thursday, June 11, 2002 A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for services. He was asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun." The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly. "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God," The patient replies, "That's right! Send the bill to my brother-in-law." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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