Jump to content
RemedySpot.com

Fwd: Fw: Paying Bills

Rate this topic


Guest guest

Recommended Posts

Guest guest

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypasssurgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care ofnuns at a Catholic hospital.As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he wasgoing to pay for services. He was asked if he had health insurance. Hereplied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money inthe bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly. "Nuns are notspinsters! Nuns are married to God," The patient replies, "That'sright! Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

Thursday, June 11, 2002

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass

surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of

nuns at a Catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was

going to pay for services. He was asked if he had health insurance. He

replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in

the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly. "Nuns are not

spinsters! Nuns are married to God," The patient replies, "That's

right! Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...