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----- Origin Subject: from Poopsie Bubblebrain > >Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,> you need some> >silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...> Follow the> >instructions to find your new name.> >The following is an excerpt from a children's book,> "Captain> >Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor> Poopypants", by Dave> >Pilkey:> >The Professor forces everyone to assume new> names...> >> >Use the third letter of your first name to> determine your New first> >name:> > a=poopsie> > b=lumpy> > c=buttercup> > d=gidget> > e=crusty> > f=greasy> > g=fluffy> > h=cheeseball> > i=chim-chim> > j=stinky> > k=flunky> > l=booger> > m=pinky> > n=zippy> > o=goober> > p=doofus> > q=slimy> > r=loopy> > s=snotty> > t=tulefel> > u=dorkey> > v=squeezit> > w=oprah> > x=skipper> > y=dinky> > z=zsa-zsa.> >Use the second letter of your last name to> determine the first half => >of your new last name:> > a = diaper> > b = toilet> > c = giggle> > d = burger> > e = girdle> > f = barf> > g = lizard> > h = waffle> > i = cootie> > j = monkey> > k = potty> > l = liver> > m = banana> > n = rhino> > o = bubble> > p = hamster> > q = toad> > r = gizzard> > s = pizza> > t = gerbil> > u = chicken> > v = pickle> > w = chuckle> > x = tofu> > z = stinker> >Use the fourth letter of your last name to> determine the second half => >of your new last name:> > a = head> > b = mouth> > c = face> > d = nose> > e = tush> > f = breath> > g = pants> > h = shorts> > i = lips> > j = honker> > k = butt> > l = brain> > m = tushie> > n = chunks> > o = hiney> > p = biscuits> > q = toes> > r = buns> > s = fanny> > t = sniffer> > u = sprinkles> > v = kisser> > w = squirt> > x = humperdinck> > y = brains> > z = juice> >> >Thus, for example, W. Bush's new name is> Goober Chickenshorts.> >Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.> >> >Now when you FORWARD THIS...use your new name as> the subject. And> >remember that children laugh an average of 146> times a day, adults> >laugh an average of 4 times a day.> >Put more laughter in your life!!!