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Really cute, enjoy! Love, Judy FW: Fw: FLY << The fly story:>> A happy, little fly was buzzing around a barn one day, when shehappened> upon a large pile of fresh horse manure. Since it had been hourssince her> last meal and she was feeling hunger pangs, she flew down to their> resistible delicacy and began to munch out.>> She ate... And ate...and then. she ate some more!> Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her face with hertiny> front legs, belched a few times, then attempted to fly away.> But alas...she had pigged out far too much and could not get off the> ground.> She looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasantsituationwhen> she spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall.> She'd found a solution! She realized if she could just becomeairborne,> she'd be able to fly again.> So, she painstakingly, climbed to the top of the handle.> Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, andleaped> confidently into the air.> She dropped like a rock and splattered all over the floor!>> Dead Fly....>> The moral of this sad story?>>> Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit.>>>> >>

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