Guest guest Posted May 30, 2002 Report Share Posted May 30, 2002 Subject: The Pond This fellow had owned this large farm for several years.He had a largepond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice, picnic tables, horse shoecourts, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it wasbuilt. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he hadn'tbeen there for a while and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heardvoices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was abunchof young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of hispresence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of thewomen shouted to him,"We're not coming out until you leave!" The old manreplied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or get out of thepond,I only came to feed my alligators!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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