Re: Lint thang...

[Guest guest]

Hey, ... What about that lint thang in the dryer...NO ONE ever seems to

notice THAT but me either... Tami ~Practically Perfect in Every

Re: LIGHTBULB EXPERIENCE

>

> > >

> > > Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?

> > >

> > > A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?

> > > Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change

> > > a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED

> > > OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for

> > > THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they

> > > figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light

> > > bulbs, despite the fact that they've been in the SAME

> > > CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they

> > > did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs,

> > > TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two

> > > rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb

> > > would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT

> > > WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT

> > > BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER

> > > CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL

> > > SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET

> > > DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD

> > > TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...I'm sorry...what did you

> > > ask me?

> > >

> > >

> > > Kind regards,

> > >

> > > " Having One of THOSE Days "

>

>

> This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com

> Please visit our web site at http://clos.net

> Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm

>

> and for more on the MGB,Don't miss :

> http://www.fourlane.com/mgb

>

> To Unsubscribe Send and Email to:

MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com

>

>

>