Guest guest Posted September 4, 2002 Report Share Posted September 4, 2002 I believe-that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time. ------------------------------------------------------- While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his five-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: " Glory be unto the Faaaather. And unto the sonnn.......and into the hole he gooooes. " ------------------------------------------------- A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. " Oh, I really liked it, " she said, " but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents. " " What on earth do you mean??? " " Well I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was: Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back! " -------------------------------------------------- All The Texas Aggie Blondes > > > A blonde girl from Texas A & M went to the eye doctor > > > to have her eyes checked for glasses. > > > > > > The doctor directed her to read the lines of small letters > > > on the wall with the left eye while covering the right eye > > > with her hand. > > > > > > She was so mixed up on which eye was which that the > > > eye doctor in disgust took a Kroger's paper sack, cut out > > > a hole to see through with one eye, put it on her head to > > > cover up the appropriate eye, and asked her to read the > > > letters again. > > > > > > As he did so, he noticed tears dripping from the bottom of > > > the paper bag. > > > > > > " Look, " said the doctor, " there's no need to > > > get so upset about needing glasses. " > > > > > > " I know, " she cried, " But I had my heart set on wire frames. " > > ---------------------------------------------------------- I believe-that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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