Fwd: [RP] From Sally : Cute Coffee drinkers!!

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QUOTE OF THE DAY

> > > " Inside me, there's a thin woman trying to get out. ---------

> > > But, I can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate. "

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You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When:

You answer the door before people knock.

Valdez named his donkey after you.

You ski uphill.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You speed walk in your sleep.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

You just completed another sweater and

you don't know how to knit.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is during an

earthquake.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

You're the employee of the month at the local

coffeehouse

and you don't even work there.

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this

week.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your

pulse.

Your T-shirt says: Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's

blend.

You're so jittery that people use your hands

to blend their margaritas.

You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

Your only source of nutrition comes from Sweet and Low.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before

you realize it's not plugged in.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic

stirrers.

People get dizzy just watching you.

You've worn the finish off your coffee table.

The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.

Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava

lamp.

You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.

People can test their batteries in your ears.

Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last

drop.

You want to be cremated just so you can spend

the rest of eternity in a coffee can.

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.

You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the

coffee.

You're offended when people use the word brew to mean

beer.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

You have a conniption over spilled milk.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

You think being called a drip is a compliment.

You don't get mad, you get steamed.

Your three favorite things in life are...coffee

before,

coffee during and coffee after.

Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music,

and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.

You can't even remember your second cup.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.

You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.

You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V.

hookup.

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I believe-that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences

you've had and what you've

learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've

celebrated.