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>Subject: Fw: the Best Comeback......

>Date: Wed, 14 Aug 2002 11:19:33 -0400

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>Subject: FW: the Best Comeback......

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> > >This was apparently in the Washington Post...

> > > the title of the article was " Best Comeback Line Ever.

> > >

> > > " In summary, the police arrested Lawrence, a 22-year-old white

> > >male,

> > >resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. onFriday.

> > Lawrence

> > >will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency,

> > and

> > >public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The

> > >suspect

> > >explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decidedto stop.

> > " You

> > >know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there wasno one around

> > here

> > >for miles. At least I thought there wasn't, " hestated in a phone

> > >interview.Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of

> > the

> > >road,picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes,

> > cut

> > >a

> > >hole in it, and proceeded to have his way. " I guess I was just really

> > into

> > >it, you know? " he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process,

> > >Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car

> > >approaching

> > >and was unaware of his audience until officer approached

> > him.

> > > " It was an unusual situation, that's for sure, " said officer . " I

> > >walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this

> > >pumpkin. "

> > >went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. " I just

> > went

> > >up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realise that youare screwing a

> > >pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and

> > >then

> > >looked me straight in the face and said, ' A pumpkin?, Damn...is it

> > >midnight

> > >already?' " -

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