Guest guest Posted May 31, 2002 Report Share Posted May 31, 2002 Vet's BillA man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he laid thedogon the table, Doctor Buck pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptoronthe dog's chest. After a moment or two, the Doc shook his head sadly andsaid, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away.""What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't doneany testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!"With that, Doc turned and left the room. In a few moments, hereturned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right towork,sniffingthe poor dog on the table and checking him out thoroughly. After aconsiderable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head andwent,"Woof."The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few momentswith a cat, which walked around the poor dog several times and then sadlyshook his head and said, "Meow." He then jumped off the table and ran outofthe room.The veterinarian said, "There's nothing more I can do." Hehanded the man a bill for $600.The dog's owner went ballistic... "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead?Thisis outrageous!"Doc shook his head sadly and explained, "If you had taken myword for it, the cost would have been $50, but with the Lab work and thecatscan..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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