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> Subject: News Flashes Year 2030

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> 1. Fidel Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported

> legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

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> 2. Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock.

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> 3. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of

> the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon).

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> 4. Afghanistan still closed off--physicists estimate it will take at

> least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

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> 5. Hunt continues for Osama bin Laden; believed sighted at Yasser Arafat's

> tomb in Detroit.

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> 6. Thirty-five year study proclaims diet and exercise is the key to weight

> loss.

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> 7. Texas executes last remaining citizen.

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> 8. Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.

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> 9. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

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> 10. Authentic year 2000 Florida " chad " sells at Sotheby's for $4.6

million.

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> 11. Ozone created by electric cars killing thousands in Los Angeles.

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> 12. Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches.

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> 13. Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so

> it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.

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> 14. New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers and

> baseball bats be registered by January 2036.

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> 15. Colorado motorist arrested for not driving SUV.

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> 16. Average worker's Social Security (FICA) contribution hits $12,000 per

> week. Protests planned.

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> 17. Congressman Condit still missing.

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> 18. Senator Strom Thurmond remains dead; continues to cast votes.

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> 19. White House demands Saddam Hussein's resignation for 748th time. No

> response.

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> 20. Seats for Mel ' " The Producers " on Broadway, decline to

> $12,000 per ticket.

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> 21. Oprah Winfrey, nearing retirement, buys Illinois.

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> 22. E-mail messages, like this one, now charged at $5 per word. Please

> remit.

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