Guest guest Posted August 1, 2002 Report Share Posted August 1, 2002 > Subject: News Flashes Year 2030 > > 1. Fidel Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported > legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. > > 2. Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock. > > 3. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of > the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon). > > 4. Afghanistan still closed off--physicists estimate it will take at > least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. > > 5. Hunt continues for Osama bin Laden; believed sighted at Yasser Arafat's > tomb in Detroit. > > 6. Thirty-five year study proclaims diet and exercise is the key to weight > loss. > > 7. Texas executes last remaining citizen. > > 8. Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants. > > 9. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. > > 10. Authentic year 2000 Florida " chad " sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million. > > > 11. Ozone created by electric cars killing thousands in Los Angeles. > > 12. Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches. > > 13. Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so > it crashes BEFORE installation is completed. > > 14. New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers and > baseball bats be registered by January 2036. > > 15. Colorado motorist arrested for not driving SUV. > > 16. Average worker's Social Security (FICA) contribution hits $12,000 per > week. Protests planned. > > 17. Congressman Condit still missing. > > 18. Senator Strom Thurmond remains dead; continues to cast votes. > > 19. White House demands Saddam Hussein's resignation for 748th time. No > response. > > > 20. Seats for Mel ' " The Producers " on Broadway, decline to > $12,000 per ticket. > > 21. Oprah Winfrey, nearing retirement, buys Illinois. > > > 22. E-mail messages, like this one, now charged at $5 per word. Please > remit. > > > > > ********************************************************************** > > ********************************************************************** > > > > > > > ---- > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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