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>1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He though he was

>God

>and I didn't!

>

>2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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>3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

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>4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

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>5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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>6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

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>7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

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>8 ) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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>9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

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>10) Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research.

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>11) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

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>12) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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>13) NyQuil - The stuffy, Sneezy, why the hell is the room spinning,

>medicine.

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>14) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather .... not screaming and

>yelling like the passengers in his car.

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>15) God must love stupid people, he made so many.

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>16) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

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>17) It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.

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>18 ) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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>19) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

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>20) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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>21) MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.

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>22) Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!

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>23) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Buttheads!

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>24) ly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam (seen on Cape Cod)

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>25) Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.

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>26) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

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>27) Procrastinate Now

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>28 ) Rehab Is for Quitters

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>29) My Dog Can Lick Anyone

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>30) I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?

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>31) Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.

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>32) Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been doing since 15

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>33) ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING

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>34) West Virginia: One Million People and 15 last names

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>35) FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.

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>36) MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT

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>37) A hangover is the wrath of grapes

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>38 ) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

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>39) STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!

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>40) DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music

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>41) They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

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>42) He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead

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>43) Time's fun when you're having flies ... Kermit the Frog

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>44) POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ... Cops have nothing to go on.

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>45) FOR SALE - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.

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>46) HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH

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>47) A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand times

>the memory.

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>48 ) The Meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it.

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>49) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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>50) HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a

>pig

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>51) WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years

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>52) The trouble with life is there's no background music

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>53) IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?

>

>54) The original point and click interface was a & Wesson

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