Fwd: (RP) From Sally Wednesday 08/14/02

[Guest guest]

If you are an American when you go into a toilet, and an American when

you come out. What are you in the toilet? (see end of page for answer)

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A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One

summer

they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day.

She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one

thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance

around furtively, then speak to them.

Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off,

but

occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of

money

and something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed she was

selling

drugs, and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure

they just continued to watch her.

After a couple of weeks the wife said, " Honey, have you ever noticed

that

she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic

devices? " He

hadn't and said so.

Then she said, " Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and

go

lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing. "

Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping

up

and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and

then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.

" Well, Is she selling drugs? " she asked excitedly.

" No, she's not, " he said, enjoying this probably more than he should

have.

" Well, What is it, then? What does she do? " his wife fairly shrieked.

The man grinned and said, " She's a battery salesperson. "

" Batteries? " cried the wife.

" Yes... " he replied.

Now this is going to kill you... SCROLL DOWN...

You're gonna hate me for this...

" She sells C cells down by the sea shore! "

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>

> How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

>

> GOLDEN RETRIEVER:

>

> The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead

of

> us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

>

> BORDER COLLIE:

>

> Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

>

> DACHSHUND:

>

> You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

>

> ROTTWEILER:

>

> Make me.

>

> LAB:

>

> Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?

> Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

>

> GERMAN SHEPHERD:

>

> I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check

to

make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol

to see that no one has tried to

take advantage of the situation.

>

> TIBETAN TERRIER:

>

> Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

>

> JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:

>

> I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

>

> POODLE:

>

> I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time

he finishes rewiring the house, my

nails will be dry.

>

> COCKER SPANIEL:

>

> Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

>

> DOBERMAN:

>

> While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

>

> BOXER:

>

> Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

>

> CHIHUAHUA:

>

> Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

>

> IRISH WOLFHOUND:

>

> Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

>

> POINTER:

>

> I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

>

> GREYHOUND:

>

> It isn't moving. Who cares?

>

> AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:

>

> First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

>

> OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:

>

> Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

>

> HOUND DOG:

>

> ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

>

> CAT:

>

> Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the

question is: How long will it be

before I can expect light?

>

> ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS

HAVE

STAFF...

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Answer to question at the top.

European of course.