[Fwd: Fw: Aircraft Safety]

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Subject: Fw: Aircraft Safety

Federal Aviation Agency

800 Independence Avenue S.W.

Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs:

I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have

the

solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we just

might get the airline industry back on its feet.

Here's my plan:

Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women we should

replace

all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman.

Of course every businessman in this country would start flying again in

anticipation of seeing naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry

would

probably have record sales.

Heck, I'd fly all over just for the scenery.

It truly puzzles me that Congress didn't already come up with this.

Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

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Subject: Fw: Aircraft Safety

Federal Aviation Agency 800 Independence Avenue S.W. Washington D.C. 20591 Dear Sirs: I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may havethe solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we justmight get the airline industry back on its feet. Here's my plan: Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women we shouldreplace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman. Of course every businessman in this country would start flying again inanticipation of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industrywould probably have record sales. Heck, I'd fly all over just for the scenery. It truly puzzles me that Congress didn't already come up with this. Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues? Sincerely, Bill Clinton