Re: Digest Number 2682

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C,

LOL.... see, the thing with me is, it WOULD be MY dog... that's the way my life

goes! You know that song " Ironic " - it WILL rain on my wedding day (IF I'm

lucky enough to even get past my limit of 2 1/2 months in a relationship), I

always have spoons when I need a knife, and I will only win the lottery the day

before I die. *sigh* maybe my OD is right... bleeding out on the table isn't

such a far-fetched idea afterall, considering it's me we're talking about!

I'm considering having a tape-recorder on hand for the anesthesia effects! I

could use a good laugh, or at least be prepared to defend myself!

Kate

5. Re: waking up from anesthesia (and going under!)

From: ceast36532

Message: 5

Date: Sun, 08 May 2005 06:23:33 -0000

From: ceast36532

Subject: Re: waking up from anesthesia (and going under!)

Ewwww. I have wondered about this, but never had the nerve to ask.

Did I passionately embrace the orthopod who fixed my clenched up

carpal tunnels and gave me back the use of my fingers?

Did I do worse with the general surgeon who removed an (ahem!) from

an indelicate portion of my nether regions?

Did I pledge undying faithfulness to my very totally and happily

married (with six kids, yet) oral surgeon?

I have no memory of any of it.

Sigh.

Oh well. I hope that at least I was a fun patient. Maybe I told a

good joke or two. Wish I could remember at least one of them!

C.

Kate, the version of your aphorism I've seen on local bumper

stickers is " my karma ran over your dogma. " But I don't much think I

woke up saying that one.

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Katrina M. Hissam

OSU College of Veterinary Medicine

Class of 2007

~my karma ran over my dogma

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