Guest guest Posted November 10, 2003 Report Share Posted November 10, 2003 Is anyone else as clumsy as I am? (Oh, right, I forgot about Regina there for a minute. Though I don't think she's clumsy so much as just unlucky.) Honestly, I don't know why it is that I'm still alive. Here's the latest adventure. My church hires a bus and does a shopping trip to Chicago (from Indianapolis) every November. About 40-45 women go. We watch chick-flicks all the way up, spend Friday at the outlet malls and Saturday on Michigan Avenue doing the high-end stores. This is a wonderful getaway and I look forward to it all year long! So, Friday at 7am I got on the bus (huge fancy tour bus) with 44 of my closest friends and we were on our way. We stopped at a rest stop about 9 and that is when it happened. I was at the top of the stairs to get off the bus and stopped to put some stuff in the trash bag at the front of the bus. Took a step which turned out to be into midair instead of onto the next step. Turns out the steps were CURVED like a curving staircase instead of straight down like a normal bus! So I go tumbling ass over teakettle down the steps - literally somersaulting all of the way over at least once - and go catapulting out of the bus BACKWARDS and land on the pavement on the back of my head. Wrenched my neck, sprained my hand and split my head open. Two of the gals on the bus were nurses and they were beside me in a flash with bags of ice and a towel to deal with the blood. (Head wounds bleed like a mother don't you know.) I'm all crying and fuzzy and EMBARRASED as hell. And I can't even cuss since I'm the minister's wife. Geez. The nurses decree that I have to go to the ER for some stitches. Nooooooo I want to go to the outlet mall and I don't want to mess up everyone else's day. I talk them into letting me wait til we get to Chicago. OK, if I promise to keep the ice on my head. So a couple of hours later I'm in a suburban Chicago ER and people are shining lights in my eyeballs and x-raying my hand and hip (sprained and bruised) and neck (wrenched, whatever that means) and giving me 5 shots right into the head wound to numb it (big ouch) and then putting 10 staples into my head. They made me stay there a long time so they could determine that I didn't have a concussion. Finally they let me go and I met up with my friends at the outlet mall, though I really didn't have the strength for it at that point. Here are the good things that happened: * They didn't give me pain meds so I got to have a glass of wine at dinner. * They used staples instead of stitches so I didn't get my head shaved. * They took my insurance card (which I actually had with me, what a miracle) so I didn't have to use my shopping money at the ER. Here are the bad things that happened: * Some idiot on the bus called my husband right away and so I had to call him back immediately and argue my bloody head off (lierally) to keep him from coming to get me and spoiling the rest of my weekend. * Since they hadn't given me anything for pain I was pretty miserable most of the time. * I missed almost a whole day of outlet shopping. If you are still reading at this point, God bless you. hugs, Ann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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