Menopausal Light Bulb Changing (OT...or is it?)

September 9, 2003

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change

a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house

knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED

OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.

And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs

despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the

chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN

THE SAME SPOT! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS

CAME IN! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T

ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE

ENTIRE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What was the question?

September 10, 2003

Oh, goodness, that sounds like me before I went on the HRT!

Cindy

lap RNY 2/8/02

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> Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change

> a light bulb?

>

> A: One! ONLY ONE! And do you know WHY? Because no one else

in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even

know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for

THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out,

they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that

they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they

did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the

chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would

STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER

THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE

GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF

GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE! IT WOULD

TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

>

> I'm sorry.... What was the question?

>

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