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ROFLMAO! Girl, you are a sly one! Hell if you're gonna do something

you

best do it RIGHT! Blades in the mixing bowl ... BRILLIANT! LOLOLOL!

Next time I got a scheme going, I want a consultation!

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Bring it on Lucille. I've come up with some whacky things over the

years. The last one was trying to convince a guy who was trying to pick

me up at a bar that he should volunteer to be a cadaver at my school,

because its really hard to score dead bodies. Told him that we practice

embalming on live people by taking their blood out, just a little bit

more than you would when you donate blood to make you a bit dizzy. Then

we reinsert the catheter and give you saline because you usually get

dehydrated during the process. Told him that Tim has done it three times

this semester and is exhausted and asked him if he would volunteer.

Freaked the poor guy out that he went and bothered some other poor

unsuspecting female. I caught up with her in the ladies room and gave

her the update on him and told her if she wasn't interested in him that

she should point over to my table and say " wow, I go to school with that

woman over there in the green sweater " and see what he does. Well, she

did and he split. LOL I love making new friends this way.

Regina

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Regina,

I LOVE your posts, you just crack me up!

Joanie

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> ROFLMAO! Girl, you are a sly one! Hell if you're gonna do something

> you

> best do it RIGHT! Blades in the mixing bowl ... BRILLIANT! LOLOLOL!

>

> Next time I got a scheme going, I want a consultation!

> ====================================================

> Bring it on Lucille. I've come up with some whacky things over the

> years. The last one was trying to convince a guy who was trying to pick

> me up at a bar that he should volunteer to be a cadaver at my school,

> because its really hard to score dead bodies. Told him that we practice

> embalming on live people by taking their blood out, just a little bit

> more than you would when you donate blood to make you a bit dizzy. Then

> we reinsert the catheter and give you saline because you usually get

> dehydrated during the process. Told him that Tim has done it three times

> this semester and is exhausted and asked him if he would volunteer.

> Freaked the poor guy out that he went and bothered some other poor

> unsuspecting female. I caught up with her in the ladies room and gave

> her the update on him and told her if she wasn't interested in him that

> she should point over to my table and say " wow, I go to school with that

> woman over there in the green sweater " and see what he does. Well, she

> did and he split. LOL I love making new friends this way.

>

> Regina

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LOLOLOLOL! Regina! a trenchant exposition of the Mars/Venus divide! He

was thinking " stiff " in one way, and you were thinking " stiff " in another.

{big sigh} Will there ever be understanding between the sexes?!?!?

I applaud your noble social experiment!!! LMAO!

Lucille

In a message dated 11/17/2003 3:36:47 AM Eastern Standard Time,

Graduate-OSSG writes:

> Bring it on Lucille. I've come up with some whacky things over the

> years. The last one was trying to convince a guy who was trying to pick

> me up at a bar that he should volunteer to be a cadaver at my school,

> because its really hard to score dead bodies. Told him that we practice

> embalming on live people by taking their blood out, just a little bit

> more than you would when you donate blood to make you a bit dizzy. Then

> we reinsert the catheter and give you saline because you usually get

> dehydrated during the process. Told him that Tim has done it three times

> this semester and is exhausted and asked him if he would volunteer.

> Freaked the poor guy out that he went and bothered some other poor

> unsuspecting female. I caught up with her in the ladies room and gave

> her the update on him and told her if she wasn't interested in him that

> she should point over to my table and say " wow, I go to school with that

> woman over there in the green sweater " and see what he does. Well, she

> did and he split. LOL I love making new friends this way.

>

> Regina

>

>

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