Guest guest Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Rose, i love these. I'll try my hand at it when my head is clearer. But tell me more about the ear in a bag. Life may not always be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance! Subject: Sarc HaikuTo: neurosarcoidosis Date: Saturday, August 28, 2010, 4:03 PM I found this on the Inspire forum from FSR. Haiku is a Japanese poetry form which uses 5 syllables in the first line/section, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. You can get much more complex; check out this website & others for more suggestions: http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Haiku-PoemTry writing your own, it's fun! Sarc Haiku By jon-with-no-h Fellow sarkies! Oh, the joys of this disease and my insomnia...ennui has set in, and, as the sun slowly rises my haiku muse has sputtered to life. Enjoy, and feel free to add your own.Peace, jon ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++we wheeze and we cough/tired is our daily friend/it is what it iswe don't deserve this/but we have it anyway/much strength in numbersI hurt and I ache/neuropathy sure does suck/what more could go wrongI crawl to the doc/I know she thinks I'm crazy/"take this prednisone"I now weigh a ton/moon facies, buffalo hump/but now I can breathethe cats run away/my dogs look at me funny/my wife shakes her headthe oxygen man/"here, put on this cannula"/now I lug a tankwhat more can go wrong/I ask with a Dubya smirk/now my ears hurt toothe pred makes me hot/not hot like a real cute girl/I sweat like a pigchildren run and hide/my foot steps on the nose hose/now I've lost an earI drool at random/my nose bleeds when it wants to/this is not much funI go see my doc/"my ear is in this baggie"/"I am not joking""how did this happen?"/"you really don't want to know/just sew it back on""I have some bad news/you now have diabetes/thanks to your friend pred"my life goes on/I find this Inspire site/they understand hereI now have sarc friends/some have lost an ear or two/thanks to the nose hosewe laugh and we cry/we share our daily struggles/thank God for you all! Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 I live in my bed, disabled, with many pills, my world much smaller....Life may not always be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance! Subject: Sarc HaikuTo: neurosarcoidosis Date: Saturday, August 28, 2010, 4:03 PM I found this on the Inspire forum from FSR. Haiku is a Japanese poetry form which uses 5 syllables in the first line/section, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. You can get much more complex; check out this website & others for more suggestions: http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Haiku-PoemTry writing your own, it's fun! Sarc Haiku By jon-with-no-h Fellow sarkies! Oh, the joys of this disease and my insomnia...ennui has set in, and, as the sun slowly rises my haiku muse has sputtered to life. Enjoy, and feel free to add your own.Peace, jon ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++we wheeze and we cough/tired is our daily friend/it is what it iswe don't deserve this/but we have it anyway/much strength in numbersI hurt and I ache/neuropathy sure does suck/what more could go wrongI crawl to the doc/I know she thinks I'm crazy/"take this prednisone"I now weigh a ton/moon facies, buffalo hump/but now I can breathethe cats run away/my dogs look at me funny/my wife shakes her headthe oxygen man/"here, put on this cannula"/now I lug a tankwhat more can go wrong/I ask with a Dubya smirk/now my ears hurt toothe pred makes me hot/not hot like a real cute girl/I sweat like a pigchildren run and hide/my foot steps on the nose hose/now I've lost an earI drool at random/my nose bleeds when it wants to/this is not much funI go see my doc/"my ear is in this baggie"/"I am not joking""how did this happen?"/"you really don't want to know/just sew it back on""I have some bad news/you now have diabetes/thanks to your friend pred"my life goes on/I find this Inspire site/they understand hereI now have sarc friends/some have lost an ear or two/thanks to the nose hosewe laugh and we cry/we share our daily struggles/thank God for you all! Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Wow Rose that is awesome:), I am not good at writing anything, I have such a hard time just finding the right words to talk, I sound like such a fool these days, even when selling my MK products, I can't remember what's in them, and for some crazy reason I can't memorize the cost of the products, and many are the same price as they were 7 years ago when I started. it sucks, but you are good Rose. Thanks,<Marla I found this on the Inspire forum from FSR. Haiku is a Japanese poetry form which uses 5 syllables in the first line/section, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. You can get much more complex; check out this website & others for more suggestions: http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Haiku-Poem Try writing your own, it's fun! Sarc Haiku By jon-with-no-h Fellow sarkies! Oh, the joys of this disease and my insomnia...ennui has set in, and, as the sun slowly rises my haiku muse has sputtered to life. Enjoy, and feel free to add your own.Peace, jon ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ we wheeze and we cough/tired is our daily friend/it is what it iswe don't deserve this/but we have it anyway/much strength in numbersI hurt and I ache/neuropathy sure does suck/what more could go wrong I crawl to the doc/I know she thinks I'm crazy/ " take this prednisone " I now weigh a ton/moon facies, buffalo hump/but now I can breathethe cats run away/my dogs look at me funny/my wife shakes her head the oxygen man/ " here, put on this cannula " /now I lug a tankwhat more can go wrong/I ask with a Dubya smirk/now my ears hurt toothe pred makes me hot/not hot like a real cute girl/I sweat like a pig children run and hide/my foot steps on the nose hose/now I've lost an earI drool at random/my nose bleeds when it wants to/this is not much funI go see my doc/ " my ear is in this baggie " / " I am not joking " " how did this happen? " / " you really don't want to know/just sew it back on " " I have some bad news/you now have diabetes/thanks to your friend pred " my life goes on/I find this Inspire site/they understand here I now have sarc friends/some have lost an ear or two/thanks to the nose hosewe laugh and we cry/we share our daily struggles/thank God for you all! Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Good one I live in my bed, disabled, with many pills, my world much smaller....Life may not always be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance! Subject: Sarc Haiku To: neurosarcoidosis Date: Saturday, August 28, 2010, 4:03 PM I found this on the Inspire forum from FSR. Haiku is a Japanese poetry form which uses 5 syllables in the first line/section, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. You can get much more complex; check out this website & others for more suggestions: http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Haiku-Poem Try writing your own, it's fun! Sarc Haiku By jon-with-no-h Fellow sarkies! Oh, the joys of this disease and my insomnia...ennui has set in, and, as the sun slowly rises my haiku muse has sputtered to life. Enjoy, and feel free to add your own.Peace, jon ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ we wheeze and we cough/tired is our daily friend/it is what it iswe don't deserve this/but we have it anyway/much strength in numbersI hurt and I ache/neuropathy sure does suck/what more could go wrong I crawl to the doc/I know she thinks I'm crazy/ " take this prednisone " I now weigh a ton/moon facies, buffalo hump/but now I can breathethe cats run away/my dogs look at me funny/my wife shakes her head the oxygen man/ " here, put on this cannula " /now I lug a tankwhat more can go wrong/I ask with a Dubya smirk/now my ears hurt toothe pred makes me hot/not hot like a real cute girl/I sweat like a pig children run and hide/my foot steps on the nose hose/now I've lost an earI drool at random/my nose bleeds when it wants to/this is not much funI go see my doc/ " my ear is in this baggie " / " I am not joking " " how did this happen? " / " you really don't want to know/just sew it back on " " I have some bad news/you now have diabetes/thanks to your friend pred " my life goes on/I find this Inspire site/they understand here I now have sarc friends/some have lost an ear or two/thanks to the nose hosewe laugh and we cry/we share our daily struggles/thank God for you all! Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Oh no, sweetie! I didn't write those! I've written some in the past though, so I think I'll give it a try. The first bunch was from a guy name Jon, who posted them on the Inspire forum, part of FSR's site. Then started cranking them out. SHE is awesome. Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 To: Neurosarcoidosis From: mebramer@...Date: Sat, 28 Aug 2010 13:58:59 -0600Subject: Re: Sarc Haiku Wow Rose that is awesome:), I am not good at writing anything, I have such a hard time just finding the right words to talk, I sound like such a fool these days, even when selling my MK products, I can't remember what's in them, and for some crazy reason I can't memorize the cost of the products, and many are the same price as they were 7 years ago when I started. it sucks, but you are good Rose. Thanks,<Marla I found this on the Inspire forum from FSR. Haiku is a Japanese poetry form which uses 5 syllables in the first line/section, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. You can get much more complex; check out this website & others for more suggestions: http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Haiku-PoemTry writing your own, it's fun! Sarc Haiku By jon-with-no-h Fellow sarkies! Oh, the joys of this disease and my insomnia...ennui has set in, and, as the sun slowly rises my haiku muse has sputtered to life. Enjoy, and feel free to add your own.Peace, jon ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++we wheeze and we cough/tired is our daily friend/it is what it iswe don't deserve this/but we have it anyway/much strength in numbersI hurt and I ache/neuropathy sure does suck/what more could go wrongI crawl to the doc/I know she thinks I'm crazy/"take this prednisone"I now weigh a ton/moon facies, buffalo hump/but now I can breathethe cats run away/my dogs look at me funny/my wife shakes her headthe oxygen man/"here, put on this cannula"/now I lug a tankwhat more can go wrong/I ask with a Dubya smirk/now my ears hurt toothe pred makes me hot/not hot like a real cute girl/I sweat like a pigchildren run and hide/my foot steps on the nose hose/now I've lost an earI drool at random/my nose bleeds when it wants to/this is not much funI go see my doc/"my ear is in this baggie"/"I am not joking""how did this happen?"/"you really don't want to know/just sew it back on""I have some bad news/you now have diabetes/thanks to your friend pred"my life goes on/I find this Inspire site/they understand hereI now have sarc friends/some have lost an ear or two/thanks to the nose hosewe laugh and we cry/we share our daily struggles/thank God for you all! Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 friends and family hide/ they do not know how to act/ I am so lonely Re: Sarc Haiku Wow Rose that is awesome:), I am not good at writing anything, I have such a hard time just finding the right words to talk, I sound like such a fool these days, even when selling my MK products, I can't remember what's in them, and for some crazy reason I can't memorize the cost of the products, and many are the same price as they were 7 years ago when I started. it sucks, but you are good Rose. Thanks,<Marla I found this on the Inspire forum from FSR. Haiku is a Japanese poetry form which uses 5 syllables in the first line/section, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. You can get much more complex; check out this website & others for more suggestions: http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Haiku-PoemTry writing your own, it's fun! Sarc Haiku By jon-with-no-h Fellow sarkies! Oh, the joys of this disease and my insomnia...ennui has set in, and, as the sun slowly rises my haiku muse has sputtered to life. Enjoy, and feel free to add your own.Peace, jon ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++we wheeze and we cough/tired is our daily friend/it is what it iswe don't deserve this/but we have it anyway/much strength in numbersI hurt and I ache/neuropathy sure does suck/what more could go wrongI crawl to the doc/I know she thinks I'm crazy/"take this prednisone"I now weigh a ton/moon facies, buffalo hump/but now I can breathethe cats run away/my dogs look at me funny/my wife shakes her headthe oxygen man/"here, put on this cannula"/now I lug a tankwhat more can go wrong/I ask with a Dubya smirk/now my ears hurt toothe pred makes me hot/not hot like a real cute girl/I sweat like a pigchildren run and hide/my foot steps on the nose hose/now I've lost an earI drool at random/my nose bleeds when it wants to/this is not much funI go see my doc/"my ear is in this baggie"/"I am not joking""how did this happen?"/"you really don't want to know/just sew it back on""I have some bad news/you now have diabetes/thanks to your friend pred"my life goes on/I find this Inspire site/they understand hereI now have sarc friends/some have lost an ear or two/thanks to the nose hosewe laugh and we cry/we share our daily struggles/thank God for you all! Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Jackie, that touched my heart. Thank you. Ramblin' RoseModerator To: Neurosarcoidosis From: shadowme810@...Date: Sun, 29 Aug 2010 18:31:34 -0500Subject: Re: Sarc Haiku friends and family hide/ they do not know how to act/ I am so lonely Re: Sarc Haiku Wow Rose that is awesome:), I am not good at writing anything, I have such a hard time just finding the right words to talk, I sound like such a fool these days, even when selling my MK products, I can't remember what's in them, and for some crazy reason I can't memorize the cost of the products, and many are the same price as they were 7 years ago when I started. it sucks, but you are good Rose. Thanks,<Marla I found this on the Inspire forum from FSR. Haiku is a Japanese poetry form which uses 5 syllables in the first line/section, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. You can get much more complex; check out this website & others for more suggestions: http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Haiku-PoemTry writing your own, it's fun! Sarc Haiku By jon-with-no-h Fellow sarkies! Oh, the joys of this disease and my insomnia...ennui has set in, and, as the sun slowly rises my haiku muse has sputtered to life. Enjoy, and feel free to add your own.Peace, jon ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++we wheeze and we cough/tired is our daily friend/it is what it iswe don't deserve this/but we have it anyway/much strength in numbersI hurt and I ache/neuropathy sure does suck/what more could go wrongI crawl to the doc/I know she thinks I'm crazy/"take this prednisone"I now weigh a ton/moon facies, buffalo hump/but now I can breathethe cats run away/my dogs look at me funny/my wife shakes her headthe oxygen man/"here, put on this cannula"/now I lug a tankwhat more can go wrong/I ask with a Dubya smirk/now my ears hurt toothe pred makes me hot/not hot like a real cute girl/I sweat like a pigchildren run and hide/my foot steps on the nose hose/now I've lost an earI drool at random/my nose bleeds when it wants to/this is not much funI go see my doc/"my ear is in this baggie"/"I am not joking""how did this happen?"/"you really don't want to know/just sew it back on""I have some bad news/you now have diabetes/thanks to your friend pred"my life goes on/I find this Inspire site/they understand hereI now have sarc friends/some have lost an ear or two/thanks to the nose hosewe laugh and we cry/we share our daily struggles/thank God for you all! Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 I love it Rose, connie To: neurosarcoidosis Sent: Sat, August 28, 2010 9:03:30 AMSubject: Sarc Haiku I found this on the Inspire forum from FSR. Haiku is a Japanese poetry form which uses 5 syllables in the first line/section, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. You can get much more complex; check out this website & others for more suggestions: http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Haiku-PoemTry writing your own, it's fun! Sarc Haiku By jon-with-no-h Fellow sarkies! Oh, the joys of this disease and my insomnia...ennui has set in, and, as the sun slowly rises my haiku muse has sputtered to life. Enjoy, and feel free to add your own.Peace, jon ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++we wheeze and we cough/tired is our daily friend/it is what it iswe don't deserve this/but we have it anyway/much strength in numbersI hurt and I ache/neuropathy sure does suck/what more could go wrongI crawl to the doc/I know she thinks I'm crazy/"take this prednisone"I now weigh a ton/moon facies, buffalo hump/but now I can breathethe cats run away/my dogs look at me funny/my wife shakes her headthe oxygen man/"here, put on this cannula"/now I lug a tankwhat more can go wrong/I ask with a Dubya smirk/now my ears hurt toothe pred makes me hot/not hot like a real cute girl/I sweat like a pigchildren run and hide/my foot steps on the nose hose/now I've lost an earI drool at random/my nose bleeds when it wants to/this is not much funI go see my doc/"my ear is in this baggie"/"I am not joking""how did this happen?"/"you really don't want to know/just sew it back on""I have some bad news/you now have diabetes/thanks to your friend pred"my life goes on/I find this Inspire site/they understand hereI now have sarc friends/some have lost an ear or two/thanks to the nose hosewe laugh and we cry/we share our daily struggles/thank God for you all! Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Though it may seem so/of truth it is not/you are never alone/for friends you have got/through weak and frail/their bodies may be/their spiritual heart/please also see/it's strength is amazing/love boundless and free/compassion infinite/and given to thee........ To: Neurosarcoidosis Sent: Sun, August 29, 2010 4:31:34 PMSubject: Re: Sarc Haiku friends and family hide/ they do not know how to act/ I am so lonely Re: Sarc Haiku Wow Rose that is awesome:), I am not good at writing anything, I have such a hard time just finding the right words to talk, I sound like such a fool these days, even when selling my MK products, I can't remember what's in them, and for some crazy reason I can't memorize the cost of the products, and many are the same price as they were 7 years ago when I started. it sucks, but you are good Rose. Thanks,<Marla I found this on the Inspire forum from FSR. Haiku is a Japanese poetry form which uses 5 syllables in the first line/section, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. You can get much more complex; check out this website & others for more suggestions: http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Haiku-PoemTry writing your own, it's fun! Sarc Haiku By jon-with-no-h Fellow sarkies! Oh, the joys of this disease and my insomnia...ennui has set in, and, as the sun slowly rises my haiku muse has sputtered to life. Enjoy, and feel free to add your own.Peace, jon ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++we wheeze and we cough/tired is our daily friend/it is what it iswe don't deserve this/but we have it anyway/much strength in numbersI hurt and I ache/neuropathy sure does suck/what more could go wrongI crawl to the doc/I know she thinks I'm crazy/"take this prednisone"I now weigh a ton/moon facies, buffalo hump/but now I can breathethe cats run away/my dogs look at me funny/my wife shakes her headthe oxygen man/"here, put on this cannula"/now I lug a tankwhat more can go wrong/I ask with a Dubya smirk/now my ears hurt toothe pred makes me hot/not hot like a real cute girl/I sweat like a pigchildren run and hide/my foot steps on the nose hose/now I've lost an earI drool at random/my nose bleeds when it wants to/this is not much funI go see my doc/"my ear is in this baggie"/"I am not joking""how did this happen?"/"you really don't want to know/just sew it back on""I have some bad news/you now have diabetes/thanks to your friend pred"my life goes on/I find this Inspire site/they understand hereI now have sarc friends/some have lost an ear or two/thanks to the nose hosewe laugh and we cry/we share our daily struggles/thank God for you all! Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010  Thank you. Re: Sarc Haiku Wow Rose that is awesome:), I am not good at writing anything, I have such a hard time just finding the right words to talk, I sound like such a fool these days, even when selling my MK products, I can't remember what's in them, and for some crazy reason I can't memorize the cost of the products, and many are the same price as they were 7 years ago when I started. it sucks, but you are good Rose. Thanks,<Marla I found this on the Inspire forum from FSR. Haiku is a Japanese poetry form which uses 5 syllables in the first line/section, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. You can get much more complex; check out this website & others for more suggestions: http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Haiku-PoemTry writing your own, it's fun! Sarc Haiku By jon-with-no-h Fellow sarkies! Oh, the joys of this disease and my insomnia...ennui has set in, and, as the sun slowly rises my haiku muse has sputtered to life. Enjoy, and feel free to add your own.Peace, jon ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++we wheeze and we cough/tired is our daily friend/it is what it iswe don't deserve this/but we have it anyway/much strength in numbersI hurt and I ache/neuropathy sure does suck/what more could go wrongI crawl to the doc/I know she thinks I'm crazy/"take this prednisone"I now weigh a ton/moon facies, buffalo hump/but now I can breathethe cats run away/my dogs look at me funny/my wife shakes her headthe oxygen man/"here, put on this cannula"/now I lug a tankwhat more can go wrong/I ask with a Dubya smirk/now my ears hurt toothe pred makes me hot/not hot like a real cute girl/I sweat like a pigchildren run and hide/my foot steps on the nose hose/now I've lost an earI drool at random/my nose bleeds when it wants to/this is not much funI go see my doc/"my ear is in this baggie"/"I am not joking""how did this happen?"/"you really don't want to know/just sew it back on""I have some bad news/you now have diabetes/thanks to your friend pred"my life goes on/I find this Inspire site/they understand hereI now have sarc friends/some have lost an ear or two/thanks to the nose hosewe laugh and we cry/we share our daily struggles/thank God for you all! Ramblin' RoseModerator A merry heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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