The huge gouge in my palat blues

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I got A huge bloody gash

I got a feeling of guilt

why was i so brash

when my glass of water was spil't

Is it a surgical gouge?

will it grow back with time?

or did I overdo it

when I played with the suction line?

I gots the blooos

from this damn big bruise

I've been cut and scraped and abused

I got the invasive facial surgery blues

It hurta so much when I swallow

it's a huge ordeal to drink

got plenty of time to wallow (in pain)

and even more time to think

zombie. irritated. depressed.

healing and eating soft food

getting compliments for my better dress

do they take me for a fool?

I got the blues

the patronizing recovery graph blues

my jaw has been cut into twos

orthagnathic surgery bluueuss

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Okay, I could not stop smiling when I read this. That

is great!

--- Zen Psycho wrote:

>

> I got A huge bloody gash

> I got a feeling of guilt

> why was i so brash

> when my glass of water was spil't

>

> Is it a surgical gouge?

> will it grow back with time?

> or did I overdo it

> when I played with the suction line?

>

> I gots the blooos

> from this damn big bruise

> I've been cut and scraped and abused

> I got the invasive facial surgery blues

>

> It hurta so much when I swallow

> it's a huge ordeal to drink

> got plenty of time to wallow (in pain)

> and even more time to think

>

> zombie. irritated. depressed.

> healing and eating soft food

> getting compliments for my better dress

> do they take me for a fool?

>

> I got the blues

> the patronizing recovery graph blues

> my jaw has been cut into twos

> orthagnathic surgery bluueuss

>

>

>

>

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Awesome song!!!!

Fay

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> >

> > I got A huge bloody gash

> > I got a feeling of guilt

> > why was i so brash

> > when my glass of water was spil't

> >

> > Is it a surgical gouge?

> > will it grow back with time?

> > or did I overdo it

> > when I played with the suction line?

> >

> > I gots the blooos

> > from this damn big bruise

> > I've been cut and scraped and abused

> > I got the invasive facial surgery blues

> >

> > It hurta so much when I swallow

> > it's a huge ordeal to drink

> > got plenty of time to wallow (in pain)

> > and even more time to think

> >

> > zombie. irritated. depressed.

> > healing and eating soft food

> > getting compliments for my better dress

> > do they take me for a fool?

> >

> > I got the blues

> > the patronizing recovery graph blues

> > my jaw has been cut into twos

> > orthagnathic surgery bluueuss

> >

> >

> >

> >

>

>

>

>

> ____________________________________________________

> Start your day with Yahoo! - make it your home page

> http://www.yahoo.com/r/hs

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I think i hear your sound...

Ba dumpa da bump. bump. bump..

But " a huge bloody gash? "

" Bump. Bump. Bump. "

That's not a good flash...

(Not for me, anyhow...I didn't have one. Don't be scary. For others

aware. bump. bump. bump)

All my stitches were tidy... Ba-ba-rump, ba-ba-rump, bump

But I had such a night-e. Bee-boop, da-be-boop-boop-boop.

The juice cut me loose, -- wow! huh-huh... the sightings were puce

And I flew like a goose -- with the aid of that juice!!!

Wah-Wah-Wah

And yeah, you got the time to do the cool, uncool, recovery,

surgery, orthognathic, wired-shut, elastic banded, hypoenergetic,

dysplasic jawline, gen-u-wine, tangerine-flake bluuuuueeeees.

Meantime, have some nice sherbet. OK? And get lots of liquids in

there to help you heal.

Best, and I love your inventive post.

Cammie

Spilt water ain't worth crying over, unless you're dying in the

desert...

>

> I got A huge bloody gash

> I got a feeling of guilt

> why was i so brash

> when my glass of water was spil't

>

> Is it a surgical gouge?

> will it grow back with time?

> or did I overdo it

> when I played with the suction line?

>

> I gots the blooos

> from this damn big bruise

> I've been cut and scraped and abused

> I got the invasive facial surgery blues

>

> It hurta so much when I swallow

> it's a huge ordeal to drink

> got plenty of time to wallow (in pain)

> and even more time to think

>

> zombie. irritated. depressed.

> healing and eating soft food

> getting compliments for my better dress

> do they take me for a fool?

>

> I got the blues

> the patronizing recovery graph blues

> my jaw has been cut into twos

> orthagnathic surgery bluueuss

[Guest guest]

VERY GOOD, Cammie - You are certainly talented as a lyricist!! I

should write some for my pre-ortho, can't-make-up-my-mind-about-

having-the-LeFort Bluuueeesss! Or maybe my OMS should write some

entitled " Need-to-help-Diane-make-up-her-mind- & -let-me-do-the-LeFort "

Blluuueeesss!! Somehow I can't picture my OMS strumming a guitar

though! LOL!! Thank you for the laugh - I really needed one!! ~~

Diane

> >

> > I got A huge bloody gash

> > I got a feeling of guilt

> > why was i so brash

> > when my glass of water was spil't

> >

> > Is it a surgical gouge?

> > will it grow back with time?

> > or did I overdo it

> > when I played with the suction line?

> >

> > I gots the blooos

> > from this damn big bruise

> > I've been cut and scraped and abused

> > I got the invasive facial surgery blues

> >

> > It hurta so much when I swallow

> > it's a huge ordeal to drink

> > got plenty of time to wallow (in pain)

> > and even more time to think

> >

> > zombie. irritated. depressed.

> > healing and eating soft food

> > getting compliments for my better dress

> > do they take me for a fool?

> >

> > I got the blues

> > the patronizing recovery graph blues

> > my jaw has been cut into twos

> > orthagnathic surgery bluueuss