10 reasons why we'd be lost without Sarcoid

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TEN REASONS WHY WE NEED SARCOIDOSIS By Mitch B.

10- If there were no Sarcoid then my wife would have valid reasons to yell at me for not having the energy to take out the garbage!

9- If there were no Sarcoid, I'd never qualify for a Handicap plate!

8- If there were no Sarcoid I wouldn't have had the time to watch every video ever made!

7- If there were no Sarcoid I wouldn't have 3 sets of clothes in my closet- used to be (small) somewhere in the middle (Medium), 4 years of Prednisone (fat)

6-If there were no Sarcoid my Pulmonologist who keeps claiming it's a "Painless disease" and calls himself a "Sarcoidologist" would actually have to get a job.;

5-If there were no Sarcoid I could have gone through my entire life as a man and never known what Menopause feels like. (Symptoms of high doses of Prednisone for years, wink wink)

4-If there were no Sarcoid we might actually one day have an Ocean's Fourteen!

3-If there were no Sarcoid I never would have known what it feels like to have your monthly meds cost more then your mortgage!

2-If there were no Sarcoid I would never have know what it's like to go 4 years without one full night of sleep

and last but not least

1- If there were no Sarcoid then Dr. "House" MD would have nothing to guess at when his patient is in really bad shape and they have no other diseases to choose from. ( It's been a possibility of 3 different patients with multi-organ problems this season alone) Have you noticed that it's been a possible diagnosis on almost every medical show in the last two years?

But If there were no Sarcoid I never would have met you guys Guess that makes 11.

Come on let's see what you guys can come up with,,,,,,,,,