How to Bathe a Cat (Off Topic)

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This is forwarded by Bob " Kittyman " Altman. Sorry Vitalady!

1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

> 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

> 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

> 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both >lids, and stand on

top...so cat cannot escape.

> 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.

> (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet - cat is enjoying this)

> 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse,which is quite

effective. Cat is too big to go anywhere.

> 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible,

and quickly lift both lids.

> 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,where he will air

dry.

> Cat will return when hungry.

>

> Sincerely,

>

> The Dog

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How to Bathe a Cat (Off Topic)

> This is forwarded by Bob " Kittyman " Altman. Sorry Vitalady!

> 1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

> > 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

> > 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

> > 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both >lids, and stand

on

> top...so cat cannot escape.

> > 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.

> > (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet - cat is enjoying this)

> > 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse,which is quite

> effective. Cat is too big to go anywhere.

> > 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible,

> and quickly lift both lids.

> > 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,where he will

air

> dry.

> > Cat will return when hungry.

> >

> > Sincerely,

> >

> > The Dog

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

OK, I have to comment on this one. Great Joke, but seriously, I have found

the BEST way to bathe a cat. As the owner of 6 cats, with a few having

especially fluffly butt hair, they need baths fairly often. Line up 3, 5

gallon buckets. Put some shampoo in the first one, fill with warm water.

Fill the other 2 with warm water. Dunk cat into first bucket, scrub him

down a little, then dip him in the other 2 buckets for the rinse. As long

as the cat can hang onto the edge, he feels secure and wont fight so much.

I have tried this method a few times, and it works great. I can get 4 cats

bathed in less than half an hour.

Amy

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This is forwarded by Bob " Kittyman " Altman. Sorry Vitalady!

1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

> 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

> 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

> 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both >lids, and stand on

top...so cat cannot escape.

> 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.

> (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet - cat is enjoying this)

> 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse,which is quite

effective. Cat is too big to go anywhere.

> 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible,

and quickly lift both lids.

> 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,where he will air

dry.

> Cat will return when hungry.

>

> Sincerely,

>

> The Dog

[Guest guest]

And live to tell about it?

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> This is forwarded by Bob " Kittyman " Altman. Sorry Vitalady!

> 1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

> > 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

> > 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

> > 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both >lids, and stand

on

>

> top...so cat cannot escape.

> > 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.

> > (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet - cat is enjoying this)

> > 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse,which is quite

> effective. Cat is too big to go anywhere.

> > 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible,

> and quickly lift both lids.

> > 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,where he will

air

>

> dry.

> > Cat will return when hungry.

> >

> > Sincerely,

> >

> > The Dog

>

>

>

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O.K. Folks....I actually have a photo of this process

See it here.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/IMA/M141.jpg

> This is forwarded by Bob " Kittyman " Altman. Sorry Vitalady!

> 1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

> > 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

> > 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

> > 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both >lids, and

stand on

> top...so cat cannot escape.

> > 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.

> > (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet - cat is enjoying this)

> > 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse,which is

quite

> effective. Cat is too big to go anywhere.

> > 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as

possible,

> and quickly lift both lids.

> > 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,where he

will air

> dry.

> > Cat will return when hungry.

> >

> > Sincerely,

> >

> > The Dog

>

>

>

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> O.K. Folks....I actually have a photo of this process See it here.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/IMA/M141.jpg<<<

Now, THAT looks like one really happy cat!! LOLOLOLOL Where is the

picture with shredded human arms??

Sheri

In Sunny Florida