Guest guest Posted October 18, 2003 Report Share Posted October 18, 2003 CATS: " Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer. " --Bruce Graham " There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. " --Unknown " Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.. Cats have never forgotten this. " --Anonymous " Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.. " --Jeff Valdez " In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. " --English proverb " As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. " --Ellen Berkeley " One cat just leads to another. " --Ernest Hemingway " Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. " -- Bly " Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. " --ph Wood Krutch " People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. " --Faith Resnick " There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. " --Anonymous " I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. " --Hippolyte Taine " No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me. " --Unknown " There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. " --Albert Schweitzer " The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.. " --Ernest Menaul " Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. " " Time spent with cats is never wasted. " --Colette " You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. " --Colonial American proverb (Hmmm..I wonder if the Salem 'witches' would agree with this one.) " Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. " --ph Wood Krutch " I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. " " My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes. " " Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. " Send this to your friends and family if it's ok with the cat. Have a great day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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