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CATS:

" Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your

computer. " --Bruce Graham

" There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. " --Unknown

" Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.. Cats have never

forgotten this. " --Anonymous

" Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through

snow.. " --Jeff Valdez

" In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. " --English proverb

" As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. " --Ellen Berkeley

" One cat just leads to another. " --Ernest Hemingway

" Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. "

-- Bly

" Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many

ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. "

--ph Wood Krutch

" People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. "

--Faith Resnick

" There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by

cats. " --Anonymous

" I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is

infinitely superior. " --Hippolyte Taine

" No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me. "

--Unknown

" There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. "

--Albert Schweitzer

" The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.. " --Ernest Menaul

" Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. "

" Time spent with cats is never wasted. " --Colette

" You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. "

--Colonial American proverb (Hmmm..I wonder if the Salem 'witches' would agree

with this one.)

" Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what

you want. " --ph Wood Krutch

" I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. "

" My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes. "

" Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. "

Send this to your friends and family if it's ok with the cat.

Have a great day!

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