Guest guest Posted September 6, 2003 Report Share Posted September 6, 2003 Saw this on the oldies site and thought it was cute Ode to the Whoosh Fairy Now I lay me down to sleep... A cup of Splenda at my feet... I'll be good and drink my water... Leave the grape juice for my daughter... I promise to eat all my eggs... Now take those bulges from my legs... I'll eat my pork... I'll eat a steer... Just takes these bumps from my rear... I'll never even look at jelly... Please take the blub out of my belly... These lips will never touch a sweet... Oh, if only... I could see my feet... So, please tonight before I wake... A few more pounds Whoosh Fairy Take! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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