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Saw this on the oldies site and thought it was cute

Ode to the Whoosh Fairy

Now I lay me down to sleep...

A cup of Splenda at my feet...

I'll be good and drink my water...

Leave the grape juice for my daughter...

I promise to eat all my eggs...

Now take those bulges from my legs...

I'll eat my pork...

I'll eat a steer...

Just takes these bumps from my rear...

I'll never even look at jelly...

Please take the blub out of my belly...

These lips will never touch a sweet...

Oh, if only...

I could see my feet...

So, please tonight before I wake...

A few more pounds Whoosh Fairy Take!

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