Re: Peeps/ Picking on Poor, Poor Regina

[Guest guest]

Good thing she isn't coming to Vegas or I'd greet her with a slap.

Well, we're talking REgina here. A simple corrective slap might make

her

hit the chandelier, swing for 2 hours, break several windows & land on a

really mad hotel guest, huh?

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Hey - Be Nice!!!!!!

Lets face it, a simple corrective slap wouldn't make me hit the

chandelier, I still have another 20 lbs to drop so it may possibly send

me flying across the room into the revolving doors where I would go

around and around for about 1/2 an hour, then it would shoot me across

the street like a bullet and I would land in a jewelry store window and

end up with a diamond tiara on my head. That's my version and I'm

sticking to it.

Geez, try to be nice to you people and I get picked on. I'm real

sensitive you know. Sitting here with tears running down my cheeks.

Actually, they're tears of laughter. I'm 5'6 and trying to picture

giving me a " corrective slap " , what in my kneecaps? LOL

Have to go study for a chemistry test tomorrow. Can't believe they let

me loose in a lab with chemicals and bunsen burners. If they only knew.

: )

Regina