HMO manger @ the Pearly Gates

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Do NOT know a single person that can't appreciate this joke! LOL

An HMO Manager at the Pearly Gates

Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for

admission to heaven.

St. asked them to identify themselves.

One doctor stepped forward and said, " I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped

kids overcome their deformities. " St. said, " You can enter. "

The second doctor said, " I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate

themselves. "

St. also invited him in.

The third applicant stepped forward and said, " I was an HMO manager. I helped

people get cost-effective health care. " St. said, " You can come in, too. "

But as the HMO manager walked by, St. added,

" You can stay three days. After that, you can go to Hell. "

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LMAO__Laughing my A-- off. Thanks for the laughs. I needed it after a very rough day!

Subject: HMO manger @ the Pearly GatesTo: Neurosarcoidosis Date: Tuesday, November 2, 2010, 12:46 PM

Do NOT know a single person that can't appreciate this joke! LOLAn HMO Manager at the Pearly Gates Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities." St. said, "You can enter."The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves." St. also invited him in.The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care." St. said, "You can come in, too."But as the HMO manager walked by, St. added,"You can stay three days. After that, you can go to Hell."