Fw: Laugh of the week

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Subject: Laugh of the weekTo: "The UPS Store 2233" Date: Monday, May 17, 2010, 10:50 AM

So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor; I mean, he's a _pistol_. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.One day, it gets to be too much; so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this only makes the bird mad, and he swears more than ever.Then the guy gets mad and says, "Okay, that’s IT!" and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet.This really aggravates the bird, and he claws and scratches and scrapes and pecks at the cabinet door. When the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush.At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer.For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then, it suddenly gets _very_ quiet.At first, the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens the freezer door.The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot.As they walk out of the kitchen together, the parrot asks, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"

Jim MacFarlane

The UPS Store 2233

994 North Colony Road

Wallingford, CT 06492

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