A little humor, not exacty OT, but..............

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In a message dated 8/25/2003 2:47:49 PM Central Daylight Time,

sciackitano.lori@... writes:

>

> WHY I DON'T EXERCISE

>

> >>> It is well documented that for every minute you exercise,

> >>> you add a minute to your life. This enables you to spend an

> >>> additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month!

> >>>

> >>> My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

> >>> Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where she is!

> >>

> >>> The only reason I would take up exercising is so

> >>> that I could hear heavy breathing again.

> >>>

> >>>>>> I joined a health club last year and spent about 400 bucks.

> >>> Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

> >>>

> >>> I have to exercise early in the morning

> >>> before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

> >>>

> >> I like long walks... especially when they

> >>> are taken by people who annoy me.

> >>>

> >>> I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

> >>>

> >>> The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

> >>>>

> >>> If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small

> country.

> >>>

> >> And last, but not least, I don't exercise because it makes the ice

> >>> jump right out of my glass!

> >>>