Re: Boys and potty training - off topic

[Guest guest]

What, trying to catch up with Chrissie?

Now both of you can commiserate!

> Okay - so, I'm on the computer, eating dinner and cleaning the

> kitchen at the same time. My boys are upstairs - strangely quiet.

I

> hear yell NO. Then, " MOM - Ian's taking all the paper

off

> the toilet paper roll " . I run upstairs in fear Ian's next going

to

> put it all in the toilet. There is toilet paper everywhere!

> informs me he just pooped. I go to walk toward him in

the

> bathroom......I slip and fall, hit my head on the toilet, twist my

> foot and my left wrist trying to catch myself! LOL LOL.... " What

did

> I just slip on? " I yell to ? I come to find out I fell

on

> urine. missed the toilet.

>

> I tell ya. A mom's job is never pretty. I'm okay. I've decided

> the boys are going to sleep early this evening. No bath. No

> scrubbing behind the ears. Maybe 2 stories instead of 5 and off

to

> bed. I'm done. They have 45 more minutes. LOL

>

> So, off to the playroom before night night time. Let's hope we

can

> find a nice quiet game. Doubt it.

>

> - H

[Guest guest]

- LOL - I shouldn't even be complaining! Chrissy has more

children than me!!

- H

> > Okay - so, I'm on the computer, eating dinner and cleaning the

> > kitchen at the same time. My boys are upstairs - strangely

quiet.

> I

> > hear yell NO. Then, " MOM - Ian's taking all the paper

> off

> > the toilet paper roll " . I run upstairs in fear Ian's next going

> to

> > put it all in the toilet. There is toilet paper everywhere!

> > informs me he just pooped. I go to walk toward him in

> the

> > bathroom......I slip and fall, hit my head on the toilet, twist

my

> > foot and my left wrist trying to catch myself! LOL LOL.... " What

> did

> > I just slip on? " I yell to ? I come to find out I fell

> on

> > urine. missed the toilet.

> >

> > I tell ya. A mom's job is never pretty. I'm okay. I've

decided

> > the boys are going to sleep early this evening. No bath. No

> > scrubbing behind the ears. Maybe 2 stories instead of 5 and off

> to

> > bed. I'm done. They have 45 more minutes. LOL

> >

> > So, off to the playroom before night night time. Let's hope we

> can

> > find a nice quiet game. Doubt it.

> >

> > - H

[Guest guest]

LOL!!! sorry heather,but you had me rolling!! are you sure you werent

in my house today!! johnathon is training too (when he is in the mood)

and today i went to sit after my hubby had him up there on the potty

seat on our toilet, well i sat and got a little surprise-the seat was

all wet!!! why cant they just aim it in!!

then we are ready to go bowling, my hubby goes to buckle christopher in

his seat and he has no shorts on and backward underware!!! he informs

him he had an accident and changed himself (needless to say the drench

clothes were on his bedroom carpet and he was missing shorts!!!)

boys!!!

i took them roller skating this afternoon so terry go 1 1/2hrs of peace

and quiet (he is still home with his herniated back since june 10th) so

i told him he is going to take them out on fri afternoon so i can get a

break!!!!

jodie c

[Guest guest]

The scary thing is we had this conversation at work today about our

husbands! Agh, what is wrong with them! AT least boys in potty

training mode have an EXCUSE!

> LOL!!! sorry heather,but you had me rolling!! are you sure you

werent

> in my house today!! johnathon is training too (when he is in the

mood)

> and today i went to sit after my hubby had him up there on the

potty

> seat on our toilet, well i sat and got a little surprise-the seat

was

> all wet!!! why cant they just aim it in!!

>

> then we are ready to go bowling, my hubby goes to buckle

christopher in

> his seat and he has no shorts on and backward underware!!! he

informs

> him he had an accident and changed himself (needless to say the

drench

> clothes were on his bedroom carpet and he was missing shorts!!!)

> boys!!!

>

> i took them roller skating this afternoon so terry go 1 1/2hrs of

peace

> and quiet (he is still home with his herniated back since june

10th) so

> i told him he is going to take them out on fri afternoon so i can

get a

> break!!!!

>

> jodie c

[Guest guest]

Jodie - LOL - isn't that the funniest - when they put their

underpants on backwards?

I told to put his underpants on himself one day.......he

came out with them on his head while he was laughing - " look mommy -

I put them on! " ....

Rollerskating? How cool is that? I thought that was outlawed years

ago! I used to love rollerskating. Do the kids like it? Obviously

they do.....

And, yes - you need time for yourself. I get 2-3 hours every

weekend. Rain or shine.

Thanks for the extra laughs.

- H

> LOL!!! sorry heather,but you had me rolling!! are you sure you

werent

> in my house today!! johnathon is training too (when he is in the

mood)

> and today i went to sit after my hubby had him up there on the

potty

> seat on our toilet, well i sat and got a little surprise-the seat

was

> all wet!!! why cant they just aim it in!!

>

> then we are ready to go bowling, my hubby goes to buckle

christopher in

> his seat and he has no shorts on and backward underware!!! he

informs

> him he had an accident and changed himself (needless to say the

drench

> clothes were on his bedroom carpet and he was missing shorts!!!)

> boys!!!

>

> i took them roller skating this afternoon so terry go 1 1/2hrs of

peace

> and quiet (he is still home with his herniated back since june

10th) so

> i told him he is going to take them out on fri afternoon so i can

get a

> break!!!!

>

> jodie c

[Guest guest]

- I don't use " our " master-bath toilet. I use the guest

bedroom toilet. Thus, my husband has to clean " his own toilet " -

just for that reason. Did I mention I don't do my husband's laundry

either? LOL

- H

PS - so now - you all wonder what I do, eh? LOL

> > LOL!!! sorry heather,but you had me rolling!! are you sure you

> werent

> > in my house today!! johnathon is training too (when he is in

the

> mood)

> > and today i went to sit after my hubby had him up there on the

> potty

> > seat on our toilet, well i sat and got a little surprise-the

seat

> was

> > all wet!!! why cant they just aim it in!!

> >

> > then we are ready to go bowling, my hubby goes to buckle

> christopher in

> > his seat and he has no shorts on and backward underware!!! he

> informs

> > him he had an accident and changed himself (needless to say the

> drench

> > clothes were on his bedroom carpet and he was missing

shorts!!!)

> > boys!!!

> >

> > i took them roller skating this afternoon so terry go 1 1/2hrs

of

> peace

> > and quiet (he is still home with his herniated back since june

> 10th) so

> > i told him he is going to take them out on fri afternoon so i

can

> get a

> > break!!!!

> >

> > jodie c

[Guest guest]

Jodie - by the way, didn't your dh notice that your child didn't

have shorts on in his car seat - only underpants? He he he

- H

> LOL!!! sorry heather,but you had me rolling!! are you sure you

werent

> in my house today!! johnathon is training too (when he is in the

mood)

> and today i went to sit after my hubby had him up there on the

potty

> seat on our toilet, well i sat and got a little surprise-the seat

was

> all wet!!! why cant they just aim it in!!

>

> then we are ready to go bowling, my hubby goes to buckle

christopher in

> his seat and he has no shorts on and backward underware!!! he

informs

> him he had an accident and changed himself (needless to say the

drench

> clothes were on his bedroom carpet and he was missing shorts!!!)

> boys!!!

>

> i took them roller skating this afternoon so terry go 1 1/2hrs of

peace

> and quiet (he is still home with his herniated back since june

10th) so

> i told him he is going to take them out on fri afternoon so i can

get a

> break!!!!

>

> jodie c

[Guest guest]

, , were you wearing any high heels as you entered the

bathroom????

I am sorry, I hope you are Ok, but my kids are just coming down the stairs,

here they come, yup, " MOM what's so funny??? "

I think I laughed so loud I shocked them. I thought you slipped on poop!! Oh

man, I can just see your *urine dance*.

OK please I have a lot of work to do tonight I can't be continuing to crack

up in hysterics!!!!

The urine dance in high heels.....I love it

Deb

Boys and potty training - off topic

> Okay - so, I'm on the computer, eating dinner and cleaning the

> kitchen at the same time. My boys are upstairs - strangely quiet. I

> hear yell NO. Then, " MOM - Ian's taking all the paper off

> the toilet paper roll " . I run upstairs in fear Ian's next going to

> put it all in the toilet. There is toilet paper everywhere!

> informs me he just pooped. I go to walk toward him in the

> bathroom......I slip and fall, hit my head on the toilet, twist my

> foot and my left wrist trying to catch myself! LOL LOL.... " What did

> I just slip on? " I yell to ? I come to find out I fell on

> urine. missed the toilet.

>

> I tell ya. A mom's job is never pretty. I'm okay. I've decided

> the boys are going to sleep early this evening. No bath. No

> scrubbing behind the ears. Maybe 2 stories instead of 5 and off to

> bed. I'm done. They have 45 more minutes. LOL

>

> So, off to the playroom before night night time. Let's hope we can

> find a nice quiet game. Doubt it.

>

> - H

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

,

How are you feeling this morning? Oh man, I can't even imagine. Feel better

and get some ice on your head.

B

advocate22003 wrote:

Okay - so, I'm on the computer, eating dinner and cleaning the

kitchen at the same time. My boys are upstairs - strangely quiet. I

hear yell NO. Then, " MOM - Ian's taking all the paper off

the toilet paper roll " . I run upstairs in fear Ian's next going to

put it all in the toilet. There is toilet paper everywhere!

informs me he just pooped. I go to walk toward him in the

bathroom......I slip and fall, hit my head on the toilet, twist my

foot and my left wrist trying to catch myself! LOL LOL.... " What did

I just slip on? " I yell to ? I come to find out I fell on

urine. missed the toilet.

I tell ya. A mom's job is never pretty. I'm okay. I've decided

the boys are going to sleep early this evening. No bath. No

scrubbing behind the ears. Maybe 2 stories instead of 5 and off to

bed. I'm done. They have 45 more minutes. LOL

So, off to the playroom before night night time. Let's hope we can

find a nice quiet game. Doubt it.

- H

[Guest guest]

Deb - thanks! After the e-mail I sent you this morning - I came

here to read posts - and this one made me laugh. Thank you. I

needed that.

- H

> , , were you wearing any high heels as you

entered the

> bathroom????

>

> I am sorry, I hope you are Ok, but my kids are just coming down

the stairs,

> here they come, yup, " MOM what's so funny??? "

> I think I laughed so loud I shocked them. I thought you slipped on

poop!! Oh

> man, I can just see your *urine dance*.

>

> OK please I have a lot of work to do tonight I can't be continuing

to crack

> up in hysterics!!!!

>

> The urine dance in high heels.....I love it

>

> Deb

>

> Boys and potty training - off topic

>

>

> > Okay - so, I'm on the computer, eating dinner and cleaning the

> > kitchen at the same time. My boys are upstairs - strangely

quiet. I

> > hear yell NO. Then, " MOM - Ian's taking all the paper

off

> > the toilet paper roll " . I run upstairs in fear Ian's next going

to

> > put it all in the toilet. There is toilet paper everywhere!

> > informs me he just pooped. I go to walk toward him in

the

> > bathroom......I slip and fall, hit my head on the toilet, twist

my

> > foot and my left wrist trying to catch myself! LOL LOL.... " What

did

> > I just slip on? " I yell to ? I come to find out I fell

on

> > urine. missed the toilet.

> >

> > I tell ya. A mom's job is never pretty. I'm okay. I've decided

> > the boys are going to sleep early this evening. No bath. No

> > scrubbing behind the ears. Maybe 2 stories instead of 5 and off

to

> > bed. I'm done. They have 45 more minutes. LOL

> >

> > So, off to the playroom before night night time. Let's hope we

can

> > find a nice quiet game. Doubt it.

> >

> > - H

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

[Guest guest]

Hey . Feeling okay. Thank you for asking. My 3 1/2 yr old

is having some attachment issues - he can't be away from me for more

than 1 minute. It's going to be a rough day. He woke me up at

5:30, is crying because I tried to get him back to bed, won't eat

breakfast because I put milk in his cereal, wants to sleep in my bed

(which we tried that for an hour this morning and he wouldn't fall

back asleep) and now he's calling me from upstairs.

Better go tend to the boys.

Sorry for venting.

- H

> Okay - so, I'm on the computer, eating dinner and cleaning the

> kitchen at the same time. My boys are upstairs - strangely quiet.

I

> hear yell NO. Then, " MOM - Ian's taking all the paper

off

> the toilet paper roll " . I run upstairs in fear Ian's next going

to

> put it all in the toilet. There is toilet paper everywhere!

> informs me he just pooped. I go to walk toward him in

the

> bathroom......I slip and fall, hit my head on the toilet, twist my

> foot and my left wrist trying to catch myself! LOL LOL.... " What

did

> I just slip on? " I yell to ? I come to find out I fell

on

> urine. missed the toilet.

>

> I tell ya. A mom's job is never pretty. I'm okay. I've decided

> the boys are going to sleep early this evening. No bath. No

> scrubbing behind the ears. Maybe 2 stories instead of 5 and off

to

> bed. I'm done. They have 45 more minutes. LOL

>

> So, off to the playroom before night night time. Let's hope we

can

> find a nice quiet game. Doubt it.

>

> - H

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

,

Always vent - its the best medicine for us.

B

--- advocate22003 wrote:

> Hey . Feeling okay. Thank you for asking.

> My 3 1/2 yr old

> is having some attachment issues - he can't be away

> from me for more

> than 1 minute. It's going to be a rough day. He

> woke me up at

> 5:30, is crying because I tried to get him back to

> bed, won't eat

> breakfast because I put milk in his cereal, wants to

> sleep in my bed

> (which we tried that for an hour this morning and he

> wouldn't fall

> back asleep) and now he's calling me from upstairs.

>

> Better go tend to the boys.

> Sorry for venting.

>

> - H

>

>

> > Okay - so, I'm on the computer, eating dinner and

> cleaning the

> > kitchen at the same time. My boys are upstairs -

> strangely quiet.

> I

> > hear yell NO. Then, " MOM - Ian's taking

> all the paper

> off

> > the toilet paper roll " . I run upstairs in fear

> Ian's next going

> to

> > put it all in the toilet. There is toilet paper

> everywhere!

> > informs me he just pooped. I go to walk

> toward him in

> the

> > bathroom......I slip and fall, hit my head on the

> toilet, twist my

> > foot and my left wrist trying to catch myself! LOL

> LOL.... " What

> did

> > I just slip on? " I yell to ? I come to

> find out I fell

> on

> > urine. missed the toilet.

> >

> > I tell ya. A mom's job is never pretty. I'm

> okay. I've decided

> > the boys are going to sleep early this evening.

> No bath. No

> > scrubbing behind the ears. Maybe 2 stories

> instead of 5 and off

> to

> > bed. I'm done. They have 45 more minutes. LOL

> >

> > So, off to the playroom before night night time.

> Let's hope we

> can

> > find a nice quiet game. Doubt it.

> >

> > - H

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

[Guest guest]

not until he went to buckle him into his seat because christopher

had a shirt on that goes past where his shorts end (since his shorts

are only 18months and his top is 4t!! LOL!!

jodie c

> > LOL!!! sorry heather,but you had me rolling!! are you sure you

> werent

> > in my house today!! johnathon is training too (when he is in

the

> mood)

> > and today i went to sit after my hubby had him up there on the

> potty

> > seat on our toilet, well i sat and got a little surprise-the

seat

> was

> > all wet!!! why cant they just aim it in!!

> >

> > then we are ready to go bowling, my hubby goes to buckle

> christopher in

> > his seat and he has no shorts on and backward underware!!! he

> informs

> > him he had an accident and changed himself (needless to say the

> drench

> > clothes were on his bedroom carpet and he was missing

shorts!!!)

> > boys!!!

> >

> > i took them roller skating this afternoon so terry go 1 1/2hrs

of

> peace

> > and quiet (he is still home with his herniated back since june

> 10th) so

> > i told him he is going to take them out on fri afternoon so i

can

> get a

> > break!!!!

> >

> > jodie c

[Guest guest]

- thanks. I feel better. I had 3 hours by myself today

(boys were both at school) and they are both taking naps right now.

It's nice and quiet in the house. Thank you again.

- H

> > > Okay - so, I'm on the computer, eating dinner and

> > cleaning the

> > > kitchen at the same time. My boys are upstairs -

> > strangely quiet.

> > I

> > > hear yell NO. Then, " MOM - Ian's taking

> > all the paper

> > off

> > > the toilet paper roll " . I run upstairs in fear

> > Ian's next going

> > to

> > > put it all in the toilet. There is toilet paper

> > everywhere!

> > > informs me he just pooped. I go to walk

> > toward him in

> > the

> > > bathroom......I slip and fall, hit my head on the

> > toilet, twist my

> > > foot and my left wrist trying to catch myself! LOL

> > LOL.... " What

> > did

> > > I just slip on? " I yell to ? I come to

> > find out I fell

> > on

> > > urine. missed the toilet.

> > >

> > > I tell ya. A mom's job is never pretty. I'm

> > okay. I've decided

> > > the boys are going to sleep early this evening.

> > No bath. No

> > > scrubbing behind the ears. Maybe 2 stories

> > instead of 5 and off

> > to

> > > bed. I'm done. They have 45 more minutes. LOL

> > >

> > > So, off to the playroom before night night time.

> > Let's hope we

> > can

> > > find a nice quiet game. Doubt it.

> > >

> > > - H

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >