Re: It was the first day...

[Guest guest]

HAHAHA!!!!

EXCELLANT! :-D

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> ô¿ô

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> It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the

son

> > of

> > > > >a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The

teacher said,

> > > " Let's

> > > > >begin by reviewing some American history. Who said " Give me

Liberty,

> > or

> > > > >give me Death? " She saw a sea of blank faces, except for

Suzuki, who

> > had

> > > > >his hand up. " Henry, 1775. " he said.

> > > > >

> > > > > " Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the

people, for

> the

> > > > >people, shall not perish from the earth' " ? Again, no

response except

> > from

> > > > >Suzuki: " Abraham Lincoln, 1863. " , said Suzuki. "

> > > > >

> > > > >The teacher snapped at the class, " Class, you should be

ashamed.

> > Suzuki,

> > > > >who is new to our country, knows more about its history than

you do. "

> > > > >

> > > > >She heard a loud whisper: " Fuck the Japs. " " Who said that? "

she

> > demanded.

> > > > >Suzuki put his hand up. " Lee Iacocca, 1982. " At that point,

a student

> > in

> > > > >the back said, " I'm gonna puke. "

> > > > >

> > > > >The teacher glares and asks " All right! Now, who said that? "

Again,

> > > Suzuki

> > > > >says, " Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991. "

> > > > >

> > > > >Now furious, another student yells, " Oh yeah? Suck this! "

Suzuki

> jumps

> > > out

> > > > >of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, " Bill

> Clinton,

> > to

> > > > > Lewinsky, 1997! "

> > > > >

> > > > >Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, " You little

shit. If you

> > say

> > > > >anything else, I'll kill you. " Suzuki franticly yells at the

top of

> > his

> > > > >voice, " Condit to Chandra Levy 2001. "

> > > > >

> > > > >The teacher fainted.

> > > >

> > >

> > >

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[Guest guest]

I gotta tell ya, this post is very very not appropriate. Even if it

were marked OT for Off Topic, it would not be acceptable. In future

please refrain from subjecting us to this sort of trash.

Thank you-

in FL

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> It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki,. . . .

[Guest guest]

I agree with you . That shouldn't be posted on a board like

this.

> I gotta tell ya, this post is very very not appropriate. Even if

it

> were marked OT for Off Topic, it would not be acceptable. In future

> please refrain from subjecting us to this sort of trash.

> Thank you-

> in FL

> >

> >

> > ô¿ô

> > ~

> >

> > It was the first day of school and a new student named

Suzuki,. . . .

[Guest guest]

Hope this was sent accidentally...Very inappropriate.......

" It was the first day... "

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It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son

> of

> > > >a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,

> > " Let's

> > > >begin by reviewing some American history. Who said " Give me Liberty,

> or

> > > >give me Death? " She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who

> had

> > > >his hand up. " Henry, 1775. " he said.

> > > >

> > > > " Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for

the

> > > >people, shall not perish from the earth' " ? Again, no response except

> from

> > > >Suzuki: " Abraham Lincoln, 1863. " , said Suzuki. "

> > > >

> > > >The teacher snapped at the class, " Class, you should be ashamed.

> Suzuki,

> > > >who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do. "

> > > >

> > > >She heard a loud whisper: " Fuck the Japs. " " Who said that? " she

> demanded.

> > > >Suzuki put his hand up. " Lee Iacocca, 1982. " At that point, a student

> in

> > > >the back said, " I'm gonna puke. "

> > > >

> > > >The teacher glares and asks " All right! Now, who said that? " Again,

> > Suzuki

> > > >says, " Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991. "

> > > >

> > > >Now furious, another student yells, " Oh yeah? Suck this! " Suzuki

jumps

> > out

> > > >of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, " Bill

Clinton,

> to

> > > > Lewinsky, 1997! "

> > > >

> > > >Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, " You little shit. If you

> say

> > > >anything else, I'll kill you. " Suzuki franticly yells at the top of

> his

> > > >voice, " Condit to Chandra Levy 2001. "

> > > >

> > > >The teacher fainted.

> > >

> >

> >