Re: assicons -- For all you Saturday night shut-ins

[Guest guest]

Hi Steve,

Thanks for the laugh and the opportunity to e-moon my friends! Ann

[Guest guest]

Steve,

Yep, that's me LM(_!_)O!!!

Kathy sen

BMI 58, 352.5 lbs at consult

Surgery Nov 19th, 346 lbs

Today, 316 lbs

Dr. Welker

" The only thing different in sinners and saints.... is one is

forgiven and the other one ain't! "

Vipperman, Rudd and Worley

> Assicons

>

> We all know those cute little computer symbols called " emoticons "

where

>

> means a smile and

> is a frown.

>

> Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

>

> Well, how about some " assicons? "

>

> Here goes:

>

> (_!_) a regular ass

>

> (__!__) a fat ass

>

> (!) a tight ass

>

> (_*_) a sore ass

>

> {_!_} a swishy ass

>

> (_o_) an ass that's been around

>

> (_x_) kiss my ass

>

> (_X_) leave my ass alone

>

> (_zzz_) a tired ass

>

> (_o^^o_) a wise ass

>

> ( _ E=mc2_) a smart ass

>

> (_$_) Money coming out of his ass

>

> (_?_) Dumb Ass

>

> ..oo* " " " **oo.oo* " " *oo..

> oo* " " *o.o* " " *o.

> .o " 'o " " o

> o o *o

> .o o 'o

> o o o.

> o o o

> o \o/ o

> o --0-- o

> o. /o\ o

> o o o

> o o o

> o o oo

> oo o oo

> oo. oo oo

> 'ooo. .oo. ooo

> o " " oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo " o

> o. " " " " " " oo " " " " " o

> 'o oo o'

> o oo o

> 'o o o*

> o o o

> o o o

> o o o

> o o o

> o o o

> o o o

>

> You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within

> the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your

> e-mail.

>

> This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't

> have bad luck.

>

> (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)

>

> Happy e-mooning!!!

>

> --

[Guest guest]

Steve,

How about a lap dance? {{{ (_/_) (_|_) (_\_) }}}?

Hugs,

Theresa

Surgery date: DS Nov. 19, 2001

Dr. Gregg Jossart

Highest weight: 293

Surgery weight: 251

Current weight: 224

Height: 5' 7.5 "

teve Goldstein <steve-goldstein@c...> wrote:

> Assicons

>

> We all know those cute little computer symbols called " emoticons "

where

>

> means a smile and

> is a frown.

>

> Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

>

> Well, how about some " assicons? "

>

> Here goes:

>

> (_!_) a regular ass

>

> (__!__) a fat ass

>

> (!) a tight ass

>

> (_*_) a sore ass

>

> {_!_} a swishy ass

>

> (_o_) an ass that's been around

>

> (_x_) kiss my ass

>

> (_X_) leave my ass alone

>

> (_zzz_) a tired ass

>

> (_o^^o_) a wise ass

>

> ( _ E=mc2_) a smart ass

>

> (_$_) Money coming out of his ass

>

> (_?_) Dumb Ass

>

> ..oo* " " " **oo.oo* " " *oo..

> oo* " " *o.o* " " *o.

> .o " 'o " " o

> o o *o

> .o o 'o

> o o o.

> o o o

> o \o/ o

> o --0-- o

> o. /o\ o

> o o o

> o o o

> o o oo

> oo o oo

> oo. oo oo

> 'ooo. .oo. ooo

> o " " oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo " o

> o. " " " " " " oo " " " " " o

> 'o oo o'

> o oo o

> 'o o o*

> o o o

> o o o

> o o o

> o o o

> o o o

> o o o

>

> You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within

> the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your

> e-mail.

>

> This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't

> have bad luck.

>

> (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)

>

> Happy e-mooning!!!

>

> --

[Guest guest]

At 12:09 PM +0000 12/16/01, timarie55 wrote:

>Steve,

>

>How about a lap dance? {{{ (_/_) (_|_) (_\_) }}}?

>

>Hugs,

>Theresa

Was that a suggestion or an invitation?

--S

--

[Guest guest]

Dammit Steve,

You know I have a crush on you...blush...more later.

Wink wink wink....(Yeah, I know I look like I have some palsy,

sheesh!)

Hugs baby cakes,

Theresa

> >Steve,

> >

> >How about a lap dance? {{{ (_/_) (_|_) (_\_) }}}?

> >

> >Hugs,

> >Theresa

>

> Was that a suggestion or an invitation?

>

> --S

> --

[Guest guest]

Dammit Steve,

You know I have a crush on you...blush...>>>>>>>>

LOL Theresa.......watch out......Steves mine! =)

Hugs, Judie

[Guest guest]

" can we share " , she asks innocently?

Theresa

> Dammit Steve,

>

> You know I have a crush on you...blush...>>>>>>>>

>

> LOL Theresa.......watch out......Steves mine! =)

>

> Hugs, Judie

[Guest guest]

" can we share " , she asks innocently?

Theresa>>>>>>

" Ill think about it " she states ROFL

Judie

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 12/16/01 5:28:35 PM, duodenalswitch writes:

<<

" can we share " , she asks innocently?

>>

Theresa -- what a groupie you are, girlfriend! First Nick and now Steve!

ROFL Guess I'll have to find my own guy on the DS list! ROFL

all the best,

[Guest guest]

Now Judie,

It's not nice to be stingy....giggles.

Ti

> " can we share " , she asks innocently?

>

> Theresa>>>>>>

>

> " Ill think about it " she states ROFL

>

> Judie

[Guest guest]

At 7:34 PM +0000 12/16/01, timarie55 wrote:

> " can we share " , she asks innocently?

>

>Theresa

What bliss! To be sought after by lovers like this! --S ;-)

>

>> Dammit Steve,

>>

>> You know I have a crush on you...blush...>>>>>>>>

>>

>> LOL Theresa.......watch out......Steves mine! =)

>>

> > Hugs, Judie

--

[Guest guest]

It's not nice to be stingy....giggles.

Ti>>>>

LOL Polygamy? ROFL

Judie

Re: assicons -- For all you Saturday night

shut-ins

> Now Judie,

>

> It's not nice to be stingy....giggles.

>

> Ti

>

>

> > " can we share " , she asks innocently?

> >

> > Theresa>>>>>>

> >

> > " Ill think about it " she states ROFL

> >

> > Judie

>

>

> ----------------------------------------------------------------------

>

[Guest guest]

Polygamy.....hmmmm you guys always have the best conversations...

Lisbeth

Judie Hensel wrote: It's not nice to be

stingy....giggles.

Ti>>>>

LOL Polygamy? ROFL

Judie

Re: assicons -- For all you Saturday night

shut-ins

> Now Judie,

>

> It's not nice to be stingy....giggles.

>

> Ti

>

>

> > " can we share " , she asks innocently?

> >

> > Theresa>>>>>>

> >

> > " Ill think about it " she states ROFL

> >

> > Judie

>

>

> ----------------------------------------------------------------------

>

[Guest guest]

,

I prefer to think of myself as a DS slut! Laughing...I always wanted

to be one of those!

Theresa

>

> In a message dated 12/16/01 5:28:35 PM, duodenalswitch@y... writes:

>

> <<

> " can we share " , she asks innocently?

> >>

>

> Theresa -- what a groupie you are, girlfriend! First Nick and now

Steve!

> ROFL Guess I'll have to find my own guy on the DS list! ROFL

>

> all the best,

>

[Guest guest]

>

> Don't let these ladies take you in. A couple of weeks ago they were

> clamoring over me. Now it's like I don't exist . . . you know, they're

just

> plain fickle.

>

> Best -

>

> Nick

Haha Nick! We still love you too......well, I do anyway! Nothing wrong

with having the two of you!

Judie =)

[Guest guest]

Steve-

Don't let these ladies take you in. A couple of weeks ago they were

clamoring over me. Now it's like I don't exist . . . you know, they're just

plain fickle.

Best -

Nick

Re: assicons -- For all you Saturday night

shut-ins

> At 7:34 PM +0000 12/16/01, timarie55 wrote:

> > " can we share " , she asks innocently?

> >

> >Theresa

>

> What bliss! To be sought after by lovers like this! --S ;-)

>

> >

> >> Dammit Steve,

> >>

> >> You know I have a crush on you...blush...>>>>>>>>

> >>

> >> LOL Theresa.......watch out......Steves mine! =)

> >>

> > > Hugs, Judie

>

> --

>

> ----------------------------------------------------------------------

>

[Guest guest]

Nick,

I am hurt....I am one of your Charlies Angels and you have already forgottent

me! We started a group for you!!!!! Now that is what I call fickle!!!!!!!! Steve

doesnt even have groupies

Lisbeth

Nick wrote: Steve-

Don't let these ladies take you in. A couple of weeks ago they were

clamoring over me. Now it's like I don't exist . . . you know, they're just

plain fickle.

Best -

Nick

Re: assicons -- For all you Saturday night

shut-ins

> At 7:34 PM +0000 12/16/01, timarie55 wrote:

> > " can we share " , she asks innocently?

> >

> >Theresa

>

> What bliss! To be sought after by lovers like this! --S ;-)

>

> >

> >> Dammit Steve,

> >>

> >> You know I have a crush on you...blush...>>>>>>>>

> >>

> >> LOL Theresa.......watch out......Steves mine! =)

> >>

> > > Hugs, Judie

>

> --

>

> ----------------------------------------------------------------------

>

[Guest guest]

I like your style Judie....You arent going to limit yourself to just one! LOL

Lisbeth

Judie Hensel wrote:

>

> Don't let these ladies take you in. A couple of weeks ago they were

> clamoring over me. Now it's like I don't exist . . . you know, they're

just

> plain fickle.

>

> Best -

>

> Nick

Haha Nick! We still love you too......well, I do anyway! Nothing wrong

with having the two of you!

Judie =)

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[Guest guest]

Oh, but Nick, they aren't clamoring over you because they know you're MINE!

~alyssa

Re: Re: assicons -- For all you Saturday night

shut-ins

> Steve-

>

> Don't let these ladies take you in. A couple of weeks ago they were

> clamoring over me. Now it's like I don't exist . . . you know, they're

just

> plain fickle.

[Guest guest]

a DS slut....can I be one.....oooh Me.....technically we should start up

another list for that ....and a recovery group

Lisbeth

timarie55 wrote: ,

I prefer to think of myself as a DS slut! Laughing...I always wanted

to be one of those!

Theresa

>

> In a message dated 12/16/01 5:28:35 PM, duodenalswitch@y... writes:

>

> <<

> " can we share " , she asks innocently?

> >>

>

> Theresa -- what a groupie you are, girlfriend! First Nick and now

Steve!

> ROFL Guess I'll have to find my own guy on the DS list! ROFL

>

> all the best,

>

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[Guest guest]

I like your style Judie....You arent going to limit yourself to just one!

LOL

Lisbeth >>>>>>>>

Haha Lisbeth....wonder what Im gonna do with Mike now?

Judie

[Guest guest]

Mike doesn't have to know

Lisbeth

Judie Hensel wrote: I like your style Judie....You

arent going to limit yourself to just one!

LOL

Lisbeth >>>>>>>>

Haha Lisbeth....wonder what Im gonna do with Mike now?

Judie

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[Guest guest]

Nick,

You are my first one and only, except when you aren't looking!

Giggles. Hey, I am big enough for both of you dammit!

Hugs,

your little love muffin,

Theresa

> > >> Dammit Steve,

> > >>

> > >> You know I have a crush on you...blush...>>>>>>>>

> > >>

> > >> LOL Theresa.......watch out......Steves mine! =)

> > >>

> > > > Hugs, Judie

> >

> > --

> >

> > ------------------------------------------------------------------

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> >

[Guest guest]

Recovery, hell! I want lessons! Its been too many years for me!

laughing.

Ti

> >

> > In a message dated 12/16/01 5:28:35 PM, duodenalswitch@y...

writes:

> >

> > <<

> > " can we share " , she asks innocently?

> > >>

> >

> > Theresa -- what a groupie you are, girlfriend! First Nick and now

> Steve!

> > ROFL Guess I'll have to find my own guy on the DS list! ROFL

> >

> > all the best,

> >

>

>

> --------------------------------------------------------------------

--

>

[Guest guest]

> Damn! I need to post more....then maybe *I* will get groupies!

>

> Ford

You already have at least ONE, Ford..... LOL Forget me already?

Michele B.