Guest guest Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 I have to tell you all a funny story. I just know you'll appreciate this. My garage is attached to my house (as opposed to some whom have one that stands alone). I keep my garbage in there (obviously!) In June I noticed, for the first time in 12 years, that the mice (who have made my garage their home) have been ripping into the green garbage bags. This has never happened before. We keep our garbage in our garages because raccoons get into them if they are outside. But now? I have these stupid mice taking stuff out. One day in June I found an empty vile of Adam's growth hormone on the other side of the garage from the green garbage bag and I thought " man these mice are desperate " . Anyway, fast forward to yesterday. I went outside to get in my van around 1 p.m. (the van was in the driveway). All of a sudden this huge, brown THING comes running up from my porch and high tails it under my van. I screamed like a lunatic; just as Colette was opening the side door! I screamed at her to shut the door. She freaked (not knowing what I was screaming about) and ran off with the door left open!! thankfully this brown THING from hell; didn't get in my house! So I cautiously looked under the van......nothing. Then as I went to open the garage I accidentally brushed my head against one of my hanging plants........which started my screaming all over again thinking it was the brown THING from hell!! The THING was gone, but I figured it ran back into my garage; so I deduced it must be a mouse. Never thinking of anything else in connection to this I called my mom to tell her the story. Well, I had to provide her with the background of the garbage being eaten now. And I told her of the GH bottle being on the other side of the garage (you guys probably see where this is going!) My mother just started to howl with laughter. And then I got it! Can you imagine if these little mice (well FORMERLY little mice) have been licking the GH vials and now they are BIG BROWN THINGS from hell??? I told my mom she better call me often to make sure I haven't been dragged out of my house, by my feet kicking and screaming, by some huge, over grown, monstrous mice!! Gee Adam isn't growing but the mice sure are!!!!!!!!!!! These things only happen to me. Hope you enjoyed the laugh. Debby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Oh man! What a story! Well... maybe it's better that the mice are getting the GH and not the raccoons??!! Thanks for the laugh, you made my morning! Leah > I have to tell you all a funny story. I just know you'll appreciate this. > > My garage is attached to my house (as opposed to some whom have one that stands alone). I keep my garbage in there (obviously!) > > In June I noticed, for the first time in 12 years, that the mice (who have made my garage their home) have been ripping into the green garbage bags. This has never happened before. We keep our garbage in our garages because raccoons get into them if they are outside. But now? I have these stupid mice taking stuff out. > > One day in June I found an empty vile of Adam's growth hormone on the other side of the garage from the green garbage bag and I thought " man these mice are desperate " . > > Anyway, fast forward to yesterday. I went outside to get in my van around 1 p.m. (the van was in the driveway). All of a sudden this huge, brown THING comes running up from my porch and high tails it under my van. I screamed like a lunatic; just as Colette was opening the side door! I screamed at her to shut the door. She freaked (not knowing what I was screaming about) and ran off with the door left open!! thankfully this brown THING from hell; didn't get in my house! > > So I cautiously looked under the van......nothing. Then as I went to open the garage I accidentally brushed my head against one of my hanging plants........which started my screaming all over again thinking it was the brown THING from hell!! > > The THING was gone, but I figured it ran back into my garage; so I deduced it must be a mouse. > > Never thinking of anything else in connection to this I called my mom to tell her the story. Well, I had to provide her with the background of the garbage being eaten now. And I told her of the GH bottle being on the other side of the garage (you guys probably see where this is going!) > > My mother just started to howl with laughter. And then I got it! Can you imagine if these little mice (well FORMERLY little mice) have been licking the GH vials and now they are BIG BROWN THINGS from hell??? > > I told my mom she better call me often to make sure I haven't been dragged out of my house, by my feet kicking and screaming, by some huge, over grown, monstrous mice!! > > Gee Adam isn't growing but the mice sure are!!!!!!!!!!! > > These things only happen to me. > > Hope you enjoyed the laugh. > > Debby > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Debby, I was covering my mouth to stop from laughing out loud since I am reading this from work. That story is great. Judith, Steve, (RSS) and (non RSS) 5 year old twins PS I would have screamed too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 That is just too funny. Much more entertaining then the brief I'm typing at work. I needed that laugh and pick up. Just make sure the BIG BROWN THING FROM HELL doesn't have a big long tail if you know what I mean. Maybe you should submit your story to Dr. H or Magic as part of a research paper. The only difference is that your mice weren't in a controlled science room. Good Luck. By they way, now who's putting the garbage in the garage??????LOL B 5 1/2 and Kelli 3 --- " Debby B. " wrote: > I have to tell you all a funny story. I just know > you'll appreciate this. > > My garage is attached to my house (as opposed to > some whom have one that stands alone). I keep my > garbage in there (obviously!) > > In June I noticed, for the first time in 12 years, > that the mice (who have made my garage their home) > have been ripping into the green garbage bags. This > has never happened before. We keep our garbage in > our garages because raccoons get into them if they > are outside. But now? I have these stupid mice > taking stuff out. > > One day in June I found an empty vile of Adam's > growth hormone on the other side of the garage from > the green garbage bag and I thought " man these mice > are desperate " . > > Anyway, fast forward to yesterday. I went outside to > get in my van around 1 p.m. (the van was in the > driveway). All of a sudden this huge, brown THING > comes running up from my porch and high tails it > under my van. I screamed like a lunatic; just as > Colette was opening the side door! I screamed at her > to shut the door. She freaked (not knowing what I > was screaming about) and ran off with the door left > open!! thankfully this brown THING from hell; didn't > get in my house! > > So I cautiously looked under the van......nothing. > Then as I went to open the garage I accidentally > brushed my head against one of my hanging > plants........which started my screaming all over > again thinking it was the brown THING from hell!! > > The THING was gone, but I figured it ran back into > my garage; so I deduced it must be a mouse. > > Never thinking of anything else in connection to > this I called my mom to tell her the story. Well, I > had to provide her with the background of the > garbage being eaten now. And I told her of the GH > bottle being on the other side of the garage (you > guys probably see where this is going!) > > My mother just started to howl with laughter. And > then I got it! Can you imagine if these little mice > (well FORMERLY little mice) have been licking the GH > vials and now they are BIG BROWN THINGS from hell??? > > I told my mom she better call me often to make sure > I haven't been dragged out of my house, by my feet > kicking and screaming, by some huge, over grown, > monstrous mice!! > > Gee Adam isn't growing but the mice sure > are!!!!!!!!!!! > > These things only happen to me. > > Hope you enjoyed the laugh. > > Debby > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been > removed] > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 hey debby!!! i couldnt stop lauging after reading about your " brown thing from hell " !!! boy you better start putting those empty vials some where else!!! otherwise you are going to have BIG problems!! thank god the raccoons havent gotten into to it!!!! LOL!!!! let us know if you see it again!! jodie c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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