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eeeeee! Thank you for the great story. I needed a good laugh :)

All my best-

Holly

> While shopping in the Mall. I was quite full of gas. We were in KB

> Toys and I really had to let one fly. So I did the only sane and

> sound thing I could do. Looked around the store for an uncrowded

> place. Which of course there was none being the Christmas shopping

> season. So I did the next best thing. Found a lady with a kid in a

> stroller. Got within 10 feet and dropped the bomb....SBD....it was

> bad even for me. Next thing I know shes at the checkout and she

lifts

> her baby up and is checking the diaper. We almost fell on the floor

> laughing. There is probably a nice spot in hell for me because of

> this but i just had to.

>

> Regards,

>

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Oh ,

I swear I have always been prey to a great farting story, but yours

was just wonderful. After having driven myself from my own bedroom a

couple of times, I figure that is why God gave me this absolutely

obscene sense of humour about " gas " . I figure if it wasn't so funny

to me, right now it would drive me to tears!

Thanks for the giggles.

Hugs,

Theresa

Surgery date: DS Nov. 19, 2001

Dr. Gregg Jossart

Highest weight: 293

Surgery weight: 251

Current weight: 227

Height: 5' 7.5 "

> While shopping in the Mall. I was quite full of gas. We were in KB

> Toys and I really had to let one fly. So I did the only sane and

> sound thing I could do. Looked around the store for an uncrowded

> place. Which of course there was none being the Christmas shopping

> season. So I did the next best thing. Found a lady with a kid in a

> stroller. Got within 10 feet and dropped the bomb....SBD....it was

> bad even for me. Next thing I know shes at the checkout and she

lifts

> her baby up and is checking the diaper. We almost fell on the floor

> laughing. There is probably a nice spot in hell for me because of

> this but i just had to.

>

> Regards,

>

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> While shopping in the Mall. I was quite full of gas. We were in KB

> Toys and I really had to let one fly. So I did the only sane and

> sound thing I could do. Looked around the store for an uncrowded

> place. Which of course there was none being the Christmas shopping

> season. So I did the next best thing. Found a lady with a kid in a

> stroller. Got within 10 feet and dropped the bomb....SBD....it was

> bad even for me. Next thing I know shes at the checkout and she

lifts

> her baby up and is checking the diaper. We almost fell on the floor

> laughing. There is probably a nice spot in hell for me because of

> this but i just had to.

>

Holy Cow, -- this has happened to me (at home, thankfully -

but you have given me a good idea if it should occur in public! lOL).

Both my mother and husband have commented that my 2 1/2 year old

needed a change after I had a bad gas attack...

I am glad it doesn't occur regularly or the poor boy might get a

complex! EAch time, I said 'nope, it was me!' But my family just

assumes it's the little tot...

all the best,

lap ds with gallbladder removal

January 25, 2001

Dr. Gagner/Mt. Sinai/NYC

10 months post-op and still feelin' fabu

preop: 307 lbs/bmi 45

now: 198 lbs/bmi 28/size sweet 16 but squeezin' into a 14!

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Gee thanks guys, I really needed a good laugh. Now I have another use for

my 18 month old, instead of just mopping the floors with his clothes, he can

now disguise my smells. LOL

Tracey

Re: The other day.......

> While shopping in the Mall. I was quite full of gas. We were in KB

> Toys and I really had to let one fly. So I did the only sane and

> sound thing I could do. Looked around the store for an uncrowded

> place. Which of course there was none being the Christmas shopping

> season. So I did the next best thing. Found a lady with a kid in a

> stroller. Got within 10 feet and dropped the bomb....SBD....it was

> bad even for me. Next thing I know shes at the checkout and she

lifts

> her baby up and is checking the diaper. We almost fell on the floor

> laughing. There is probably a nice spot in hell for me because of

> this but i just had to.

>

Holy Cow, -- this has happened to me (at home, thankfully -

but you have given me a good idea if it should occur in public! lOL).

Both my mother and husband have commented that my 2 1/2 year old

needed a change after I had a bad gas attack...

I am glad it doesn't occur regularly or the poor boy might get a

complex! EAch time, I said 'nope, it was me!' But my family just

assumes it's the little tot...

all the best,

lap ds with gallbladder removal

January 25, 2001

Dr. Gagner/Mt. Sinai/NYC

10 months post-op and still feelin' fabu

preop: 307 lbs/bmi 45

now: 198 lbs/bmi 28/size sweet 16 but squeezin' into a 14!

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This one tickled MY funnybone! Couldn't stop laughing--not just

laughing, ROARING! Immediate thought: if a ventriloquist gives the

illusion of projecting voices, what should we call folks like

who can project SBD's?

--Steve

At 12:22 AM +0000 12/12/01, bristolgeo2001 wrote:

>While shopping in the Mall. I was quite full of gas. ...really had

>to let one fly. So I did the only sane and

>sound thing I could do. Looked around the store for an uncrowded

>place. Which of course there was none being the Christmas shopping

>season. So I did the next best thing. Found a lady with a kid in a

>stroller. Got within 10 feet and dropped the bomb....SBD....it was

>bad even for me. Next thing I know shes at the checkout and she lifts

>her baby up and is checking the diaper. We almost fell on the floor

>laughing. ...

>Regards,

>

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Should be called a " Rectiloquist? "

Re: The other day.......

> This one tickled MY funnybone! Couldn't stop laughing--not just

> laughing, ROARING! Immediate thought: if a ventriloquist gives the

> illusion of projecting voices, what should we call folks like

> who can project SBD's?

>

> --Steve

>

> At 12:22 AM +0000 12/12/01, bristolgeo2001 wrote:

> >While shopping in the Mall. I was quite full of gas. ...really had

> >to let one fly. So I did the only sane and

> >sound thing I could do. Looked around the store for an uncrowded

> >place. Which of course there was none being the Christmas shopping

> >season. So I did the next best thing. Found a lady with a kid in a

> >stroller. Got within 10 feet and dropped the bomb....SBD....it was

> >bad even for me. Next thing I know shes at the checkout and she lifts

> >her baby up and is checking the diaper. We almost fell on the floor

> >laughing. ...

> >Regards,

> >

>

>

> --

>

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