Guest guest Posted December 11, 2001 Report Share Posted December 11, 2001 Oh that had me LOL!!!!!!!!!! That was too funny, I'll have to remember that one. .. ´¨¨)) Y ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) ((¸¸.·´ ..·´ MelisaY Y ((¸¸.·´* Check out my homepage! Y <A HREF= " http://ourworld.cs.com/melisa111968/myhomepage/personal.html " >My Personal Quest</A> Y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2001 Report Share Posted December 11, 2001 LOL , I have looked for that empty spot in a store too.. I will have to remember the baby in the stroller trick. <G> Sheri 9/28/01 380 pre op 340 10 weeks post-op Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2001 Report Share Posted December 11, 2001 hahaha ........thanks for the good laugh! Judie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2001 Report Share Posted December 11, 2001 eeeeee! Thank you for the great story. I needed a good laugh All my best- Holly > While shopping in the Mall. I was quite full of gas. We were in KB > Toys and I really had to let one fly. So I did the only sane and > sound thing I could do. Looked around the store for an uncrowded > place. Which of course there was none being the Christmas shopping > season. So I did the next best thing. Found a lady with a kid in a > stroller. Got within 10 feet and dropped the bomb....SBD....it was > bad even for me. Next thing I know shes at the checkout and she lifts > her baby up and is checking the diaper. We almost fell on the floor > laughing. There is probably a nice spot in hell for me because of > this but i just had to. > > Regards, > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2001 Report Share Posted December 11, 2001 Oh , I swear I have always been prey to a great farting story, but yours was just wonderful. After having driven myself from my own bedroom a couple of times, I figure that is why God gave me this absolutely obscene sense of humour about " gas " . I figure if it wasn't so funny to me, right now it would drive me to tears! Thanks for the giggles. Hugs, Theresa Surgery date: DS Nov. 19, 2001 Dr. Gregg Jossart Highest weight: 293 Surgery weight: 251 Current weight: 227 Height: 5' 7.5 " > While shopping in the Mall. I was quite full of gas. We were in KB > Toys and I really had to let one fly. So I did the only sane and > sound thing I could do. Looked around the store for an uncrowded > place. Which of course there was none being the Christmas shopping > season. So I did the next best thing. Found a lady with a kid in a > stroller. Got within 10 feet and dropped the bomb....SBD....it was > bad even for me. Next thing I know shes at the checkout and she lifts > her baby up and is checking the diaper. We almost fell on the floor > laughing. There is probably a nice spot in hell for me because of > this but i just had to. > > Regards, > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2001 Report Share Posted December 11, 2001 > While shopping in the Mall. I was quite full of gas. We were in KB > Toys and I really had to let one fly. So I did the only sane and > sound thing I could do. Looked around the store for an uncrowded > place. Which of course there was none being the Christmas shopping > season. So I did the next best thing. Found a lady with a kid in a > stroller. Got within 10 feet and dropped the bomb....SBD....it was > bad even for me. Next thing I know shes at the checkout and she lifts > her baby up and is checking the diaper. We almost fell on the floor > laughing. There is probably a nice spot in hell for me because of > this but i just had to. > Holy Cow, -- this has happened to me (at home, thankfully - but you have given me a good idea if it should occur in public! lOL). Both my mother and husband have commented that my 2 1/2 year old needed a change after I had a bad gas attack... I am glad it doesn't occur regularly or the poor boy might get a complex! EAch time, I said 'nope, it was me!' But my family just assumes it's the little tot... all the best, lap ds with gallbladder removal January 25, 2001 Dr. Gagner/Mt. Sinai/NYC 10 months post-op and still feelin' fabu preop: 307 lbs/bmi 45 now: 198 lbs/bmi 28/size sweet 16 but squeezin' into a 14! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2001 Report Share Posted December 11, 2001 Gee thanks guys, I really needed a good laugh. Now I have another use for my 18 month old, instead of just mopping the floors with his clothes, he can now disguise my smells. LOL Tracey Re: The other day....... > While shopping in the Mall. I was quite full of gas. We were in KB > Toys and I really had to let one fly. So I did the only sane and > sound thing I could do. Looked around the store for an uncrowded > place. Which of course there was none being the Christmas shopping > season. So I did the next best thing. Found a lady with a kid in a > stroller. Got within 10 feet and dropped the bomb....SBD....it was > bad even for me. Next thing I know shes at the checkout and she lifts > her baby up and is checking the diaper. We almost fell on the floor > laughing. There is probably a nice spot in hell for me because of > this but i just had to. > Holy Cow, -- this has happened to me (at home, thankfully - but you have given me a good idea if it should occur in public! lOL). Both my mother and husband have commented that my 2 1/2 year old needed a change after I had a bad gas attack... I am glad it doesn't occur regularly or the poor boy might get a complex! EAch time, I said 'nope, it was me!' But my family just assumes it's the little tot... all the best, lap ds with gallbladder removal January 25, 2001 Dr. Gagner/Mt. Sinai/NYC 10 months post-op and still feelin' fabu preop: 307 lbs/bmi 45 now: 198 lbs/bmi 28/size sweet 16 but squeezin' into a 14! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 12, 2001 Report Share Posted December 12, 2001 This one tickled MY funnybone! Couldn't stop laughing--not just laughing, ROARING! Immediate thought: if a ventriloquist gives the illusion of projecting voices, what should we call folks like who can project SBD's? --Steve At 12:22 AM +0000 12/12/01, bristolgeo2001 wrote: >While shopping in the Mall. I was quite full of gas. ...really had >to let one fly. So I did the only sane and >sound thing I could do. Looked around the store for an uncrowded >place. Which of course there was none being the Christmas shopping >season. So I did the next best thing. Found a lady with a kid in a >stroller. Got within 10 feet and dropped the bomb....SBD....it was >bad even for me. Next thing I know shes at the checkout and she lifts >her baby up and is checking the diaper. We almost fell on the floor >laughing. ... >Regards, > -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 12, 2001 Report Share Posted December 12, 2001 Should be called a " Rectiloquist? " Re: The other day....... > This one tickled MY funnybone! Couldn't stop laughing--not just > laughing, ROARING! Immediate thought: if a ventriloquist gives the > illusion of projecting voices, what should we call folks like > who can project SBD's? > > --Steve > > At 12:22 AM +0000 12/12/01, bristolgeo2001 wrote: > >While shopping in the Mall. I was quite full of gas. ...really had > >to let one fly. So I did the only sane and > >sound thing I could do. Looked around the store for an uncrowded > >place. Which of course there was none being the Christmas shopping > >season. So I did the next best thing. Found a lady with a kid in a > >stroller. Got within 10 feet and dropped the bomb....SBD....it was > >bad even for me. Next thing I know shes at the checkout and she lifts > >her baby up and is checking the diaper. We almost fell on the floor > >laughing. ... > >Regards, > > > > > -- > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 18, 2001 Report Share Posted December 18, 2001 brilliant!!!! __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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